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Single Girl....

At the supermarket checkout, Susan emptied her basket of meals for one and single sized packs of everything onto the conveyor. The man behind her said "Can't be much fun for a single girl like you"...
08:51 Wed 30th Apr 2014
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Seagull

I put a deposit on a seagull today.... ....dont want to buy it, just getting a little of my own back....
20:21 Tue 01st Apr 20142 answers, last by marval 22:39 Tue 01st Apr 2014
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Meatloaf Pants

My girlfriend had her meatloaf pants on tonight.. On the front of them it says 'I will do anything for love' but on the back it says 'but I wont do that!'...
13:53 Fri 28th Mar 20144 answers, last by Peaspeculiars 18:38 Fri 28th Mar 2014
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Spritz Speed Reading

Fascinated by this. Allows you to read much faster than you do at the minute. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/10687464/Could-this-app-allow-you-to-read-War-and-Peace-in-a-day.html Scroll...
16:12 Tue 11th Mar 20141 answer, last by Tilly2 16:24 Tue 11th Mar 2014
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All In The Timing..

Kens wife called him into the Kitchen one morning and demanded that he made love to her immediately. After insisting on exactly 2 minutes of foreplay they made love right there on the Kitchen floor....
09:18 Sat 01st Mar 201411 answers, last by LochNessMonster 12:27 Sun 02nd Mar 2014
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Oh No! I Am Going To Miss My Little Buddy....

Just need an outlet...... my poor cat has been found flat out next to his food bowl. It looks like he may have choked on his food because there were absolutely no other signs of ill health - only...
14:53 Sun 16th Feb 201434 answers, last by boxtops 15:05 Tue 18th Feb 2014
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Bump In The Night

Hearing a noise in the early hours, Mike got out of bed to investigate. When he got downstairs he could see his next door neighbour in the moonlight dragging a large heavy carpet across his lawn. As...
14:25 Sat 08th Feb 20142 answers, last by Arksided 17:15 Sat 08th Feb 2014
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Old Kitty Joke

What do you give to the moggy with the best looking rear end? A Catastrophe...
12:17 Fri 13th Dec 20132 answers, last by marval 12:36 Fri 13th Dec 2013
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Oh Such Innocence..

6 year old Jenny went to her aunties wedding, she whispered to her mother, "why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness," her mother explained. "And today is the...
21:53 Wed 04th Dec 20131 answer, last by JonnyBoy12 19:10 Sun 08th Dec 2013
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Last Day...

Dave walks sat down a the bar, ordered 6 doubles, drank them all and ordered 6 more. “Is everything okay, pal?”, the barman asked him. “My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn’t...
17:43 Tue 03rd Dec 2013
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Beating The Bookies....

A lucky little old lady was down at the bookies again collecting her winnings. The bookie was thinking that he might have to ban her because although she sometimes picked the odd winner, today was the...
17:30 Tue 03rd Dec 20131 answer, last by marval 18:08 Tue 03rd Dec 2013
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Yuk...

An old wino staggers into a bar and the barman orders him to get out. He agrees but only if he can have a cocktail stick. The barman gladly hands him a cocktail stick and the wino staggers back...
20:25 Wed 27th Nov 20134 answers, last by alidoc 17:22 Tue 18th Aug 2015
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Defrost..

I spent a good 2 hours defrosting the fridge last night.... or foreplay as she likes to call it.
16:05 Tue 26th Nov 20135 answers, last by boingo 16:50 Wed 27th Nov 2013
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Nosy Parker

Walking down the street the other day I heard a group of people singing 21 today... 21 today. I was curious to see if it was a Girl's birthday and if she might be a bit hot but the fence was too high...
19:27 Sat 16th Nov 20137 answers, last by shoota 17:24 Sun 17th Nov 2013
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Shocked..

I got a big shock when I found out my hair-dryer wasnt waterproof!
11:08 Sun 27th Oct 20133 answers, last by Quoi 11:13 Sun 27th Oct 2013
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Dont Click That..... Oh My God

I just cant stop watching this idiot
13:45 Sat 21st Sep 20139 answers, last by dizmouk2009 16:33 Sat 21st Sep 2013
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Better At Sports

Some sportsmen believe that if you abstain from sex before a game then you play better.... My girlfriend must be training me to be world class.. :0[...
12:57 Sun 25th Aug 20132 answers, last by Svejk 13:08 Sun 25th Aug 2013
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Tired...

I was so tired last night i fell asleep in the fireplace ... slept like a log...
10:01 Fri 23rd Aug 20132 answers, last by fourteen85 19:35 Fri 23rd Aug 2013
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Just Bee-Zarre

I put this in the jokes section because I thought you guys over here would appreciate this murder mystery.... Check this out http://coolpicsbro.com/m/4973/...
08:00 Wed 21st Aug 20132 answers, last by Marijn 13:59 Wed 21st Aug 2013
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It Just Occurred To Me.....

That using a 3d printer I should be able to print myself some paper!
09:25 Sun 18th Aug 201311 answers, last by gaver19 03:23 Fri 23rd Jun 2017

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