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Car Problems

I was having trouble with my car so I took it to my local garage. It was too big a job for them because my harmoniser was shot and the feng shui needed balancing they said I needed a specialist...
11:19 Mon 15th Jun 20152 answers, last by Quoi 19:42 Mon 15th Jun 2015
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Alarm.

My Alarm went off this morning & now the whole bedroom stinks...
18:12 Sat 13th Jun 20151 answer, last by Old_Geezer 18:15 Sat 13th Jun 2015
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Every Cloud....

Two priests in a car finally got the the front of the line of traffic after two hours of crawling along in the midday heat. A policeman put his head to the window and said "Sorry for the delay but we...
20:25 Mon 08th Jun 20154 answers, last by Canary42 00:45 Tue 09th Jun 2015
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The Security Guard..

A group of cannibals were employed to work in the NHS on the condition that they refrained from eating people. After 6 months the security guard suspiciously disappears with just a few scattered bones...
13:23 Thu 14th May 2015
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Lucky Pants..

I've had my lucky pants for 2 months now and I am sticking to them.
21:00 Mon 11th May 20153 answers, last by Svejk 16:10 Tue 12th May 2015
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Buying A Used Car..

Where do you look when you are buying a used car? I have been looking on ebay and autotrader but what I really want is a local private seller because I think the car dealer prices are high at this low...
11:35 Tue 28th Apr 201518 answers, last by gollob 19:39 Tue 16th Aug 2016
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Slinkies..

Cant remember where I read this but it amuses me. Some people are like slinkies they dont really have any purpose but they bring a smile to your face when you push them downstairs...
09:08 Wed 08th Apr 20154 answers, last by janbee 06:04 Fri 10th Apr 2015
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Resurrecting An Old Limited Company

10 years ago I was the director of a limited company which was closed down by companies house for not filing accounts ( totally my fault - no excuses). I am now wanting to transfer my sole proprietor...
15:46 Mon 02nd Mar 20156 answers, last by Zacs-Master 13:55 Wed 04th Mar 2015
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Isn't It Wrong ?

...to suddenly refuse CSA payments that have been paid for 2 years in order to lower your income just to qualify for legal aid.
18:43 Sat 21st Feb 201519 answers, last by bednobs 17:50 Sun 22nd Feb 2015
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Well I'm Feeling Happy......

.....but the other dwarves are jealous.
14:51 Thu 19th Feb 20155 answers, last by Quizmonkey 18:32 Fri 20th Feb 2015
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Ken4155 Was It You....

....who uses the racing post website? Did you say in the past that it changed your attitude to football betting? I have always been curious about what you learned....
22:02 Fri 23rd Jan 20155 answers, last by Ken4155 22:44 Fri 23rd Jan 2015
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High Cpu Usage On This Site.

I use firefox on a w7 4gb ram 64bit system and when I am on this site the cpu usage is very high. Sometimes firefox stays at 100% usage for quite some time but it regularly shoots up to 100% even when...
13:35 Fri 23rd Jan 201518 answers, last by methyl 00:16 Sat 31st Jan 2015
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Mcdonalds

i was enjoying my meal at mcdonalds the other day when someone knocked my food over. I was about to get angry when I realised it was just the tip of a nice burger.
10:37 Tue 20th Jan 20151 answer, last by Old_Geezer 10:43 Tue 20th Jan 2015
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Frustrating Child Access Case - What Next?

My son has made an application for child access through the courts. His ex is quite determined that he wont be able to see his child (age 3) and has resorted to many nasty allegations to hold up the...
10:52 Wed 05th Nov 20144 answers, last by Peter Pedant 16:49 Wed 05th Nov 2014
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He Says, She Says..

He says."i've been thinking....." She says "what now?" She says "I've been thinking...." He says " what with?"...
22:37 Sun 26th Oct 20141 answer, last by shoota 22:38 Sun 26th Oct 2014
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Blocking A Fire Escape

I occupy an office in a block of 7 shared offices. One of the other occupiers persists in partially blocking a fire exit with boxes during the day. This guy has been asked verbally and has had a...
11:35 Wed 15th Oct 201422 answers, last by lcg 19:47 Wed 15th Oct 2014
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A Question For Baldies..

When you wash your face, how do you know when to stop?
19:38 Wed 01st Oct 20141 answer, last by sandyRoe 19:41 Wed 01st Oct 2014
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Another Blonde/snow Combo

A blonde got her car stuck in the snow but remembering her fathers words to follow a snow plough when it came along she began to follow it. After an hour the driver got out and told her that he was...
23:24 Wed 10th Sep 20141 answer, last by zebo 11:13 Thu 11th Sep 2014
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Cheap Shot At Blondes

Why does it take longer to make a blonde snow woman than it does to make a brunette snow woman? .....because you have to hollow the head out....
22:43 Wed 10th Sep 20142 answers, last by cupid04 23:57 Wed 10th Sep 2014
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Blocking Spam Emails

My email address seems to have been recently acquired by spammers and I am getting an irritating increase in spam. blocking them isnt working because the senders email address isnt t the same as the...
11:53 Fri 16th May 20148 answers, last by henry1938 20:38 Fri 20th Jan 2017

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