Why do old people always, always pay with handfuls of loose change when they get to the head of the queue in supermarkets? It takes them ages to count it out, what with their shaking hands and poor...
A married couple were walking in a shopping area when they came to a pet shop. In the window, asleep in a basket, was a really striking-looking cat. It really was a beauty, and a notice announced that...
the worst song has to be lady in red, it somes up all that was bad in the eighties, it has to be the most the hideous piece of music that has ever been wriiten, even worse than a cliff richard song.
mine has to be jaws the revenge starring michael caine, after watching trhat movie, i wished the shark had eaten me, the second one is the island also starring michael caine, the film goes, he is on a...
when is the best time to take your decorations down, can't wait to take mine down, getting on my nerves down, the lounge will look so bare without them.
What films/scenes make you laugh no matter how many times you watch the film? Mine is the money pitt with Tom Hanks, where the bath falls thru the floor.
did any one see it, (oh dear), thats a couple of hours of my life i won't get back, barry manilow (i haven't had a face lift) looked like he was on tamazipan, wot about the koreans, wot was that all...
