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Bad bad jokes

And some downright awful ones as well What's the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 lbs....

steg

a joke to bel fea wee steggy

hope this is better-------------------------------------------- A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. The bartender gives him his drink, accompanied by a bowl of peanuts.To his...

Eeeek

Hi there, I have recently had real hair extensions put in and although i am happy enough with them i feel they look a bit "woolly" when i dry them so i am tending not to wear my hair down which kind...

Buddy

Raise an eyebrow!

Why is it that some people can wiggle their ears,raise just one eyebrow and shake their eyeballs (Like my son can do and it makes me heave!) I daresay there are lots more examples but I have tried and...

justineo

Hamster at large!

I accidentally left the hamster cage open on Friday morning and he's escaped. Fortunately it wasn't one of the dwarf ones, he's a bit bigger. We left some food out for him last night and it was gone...

severen

lip peircing

I really want my lip peirced like the guy in blink 182, but im scared its gonna hurt. Has anyone got one and did it hurt.

Champagne

Last night I had a really vivid and violent dream...

I dreamt I was back living at home and drew all over my sister's leg with bright red lipstick. She was livid and chased me out of the house with a blunt object! I while hiding outside waiting for her...

forgetfultel

For bobtheduck

Three ducks walked into a bar. "Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck."Huey," was the reply."How's your day been, Huey?""Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles...

SEXY67

The Honeymoon !!!

Two ducks were on their honeymoon and were about to get down to business when the male duck realises he has no condoms, So he calls room service and asks for a condom, Room service replies, No...

steg

a happy cat

A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, 'You've been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.' The cats says, 'Well, I lived...

GavC

Good morning everyone.

How are you all today?

pompomfairy

im really bored of my hair

hi every1 i was just wondering if you could all help me i know this is probabley supposed to go in body n soul but i thought i would get a better response here. im really bored with my hair style i...

b13thy

mittens on a string

where can i buy mittens on a string? - yes i know i could get gran to knit me some but they would end up looking like i'd stuck my hands in vomit. All i can find is websites that do kids sizes, which...

bobtheduck

grant mitchell will be killed off next year

sorry for ruining it people

JackDanielsU

And just for the ladies then

Why do men become smarter during sex?Because they are plugged into a genius. Why don't women blink during foreplay?They don't have time. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1...

JoAnnMul

Hello to all you happy people..!!

Big cyber cuddles to those who aint..!!

Rubyrose

Would you rather...

... recieve a small box of lovely expensive chocolate or a big box of cheapy ones? ...recieve a dozen red roses or a massive bunch of any colour roses?