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Story with a moral

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their...
19:51 Thu 02nd Sep 20101 answer, last by Brinjal 20:11 Thu 02nd Sep 2010
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9 Months Later

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby...
19:48 Thu 02nd Sep 20102 answers, last by marval 22:38 Thu 02nd Sep 2010
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Night Light

An 80 year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at...
19:46 Thu 02nd Sep 2010
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Why do I sometimes get a UKnetguide log in screen when using Answerbank.

Several times today when I have clicked on a topic in Answerbank ,usually Technology, a log in screen appears for UKnetguide. I have done the usual security checks which have found nothing amiss....
14:33 Fri 22nd Jan 201016 answers, last by dizmouk2009 07:50 Sat 23rd Jan 2010
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Fanny Green

An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church. 'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.' The priest told...
11:09 Tue 10th Nov 20092 answers, last by pericat 13:45 Tue 10th Nov 2009
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Pet Frog

A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't...
12:04 Thu 13th Aug 2009
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How to get to Heaven

I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my...
13:46 Wed 22nd Jul 20091 answer, last by marval 16:33 Wed 22nd Jul 2009
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Little Johnny

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby. Before...
13:51 Tue 02nd Jun 20092 answers, last by lankeela 02:11 Thu 04th Jun 2009
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Texas Cowboy

Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent...
13:46 Tue 02nd Jun 20091 answer, last by marval 16:58 Tue 02nd Jun 2009
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2003 Corsa Oil pressure switch

I am trying to diagnose (long distance) an oil leak on a 2003 Vauxhall Corsa 1.2. Could someone advise me of the location of the oil pressure switch on this model. Many thanks in advance Paul
20:53 Thu 27th Nov 20082 answers, last by Lily_b 12:44 Thu 04th Dec 2008
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avg 8

Anyone else had recent problems with AVG 8 the free version. After a couple of months of working fine I switched on today and the e-mail scanner would not function. Did a google and looked at AVG...
20:30 Tue 15th Jul 20084 answers, last by denber 19:23 Wed 16th Jul 2008
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Zone Alarm Update Errors

Any one else had problems with recent updates for the Zone Alarm firewall free edition. A few days ago I downloaded updates and a few hours later the pc rebooted when browsing. It did it again...
20:46 Tue 18th Dec 2007
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DVD Recorder date error

I have both a video recorder and a DVD recorder and yesterday I was out and left the video recorder on timer. Later I returned home and the recording had not been made.Thinking I had made an error I...
14:22 Mon 03rd Sep 20072 answers, last by pauln90 17:32 Mon 03rd Sep 2007

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