1.Quietly waiting? There's no need for it! (8,3)
2.Gee, push the end away next to the Lord and I at College. (6,7)
3. Bitter bunch of wine makers? Not happy that they didn't get the job maybe(4,6)...
Has anybody read the news about the terrible cat attacks in Cinderford? Apparently it's been going on for about a month. Cats have been found in local housing estates with limbs missing, shot and...
When the ark settled safely after the flood, Noah commanded to all the animals, "Go forth and multiply" He went back into the ark only to find two snakes still sitting at the back. So he commanded...
1.Consisting of oak eg. Very amateurish.(6) 2. Foot position for member? It's well known.(6) 3.You might be found guilty here or trying to get into a relationship?(5) 4.Disturbed top soldier in the...
"I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size" "Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his. "Oh yes," he...
Kieran O'Connor always slept with his gun under his pillow. Hearing a noise at the foot of his bed, he shot off his big toe. 'Thank the Lord I wasn't sleeping at the other end of the bed,' Kieran said...
1. Sue's new spirit turns into the black stuff?
2.Spirit on hard water for some more black stuff?(9)
3.This good man will be celebrated very soon, probably with black stuff again!(5,7)...
A kleptomaniac walks in to Doctors surgery, chock a block with goods under his arms. Doc says, 'Please, take a seat' The patient who is obviously very upset replies, 'I don't think I can take any more...
1.In Warwickshire, the sun is not well dispersed, uh? (8)
2. It's quite an eye opener in the holy book? (10)
3. Hide the money away? (5)
4. Happy and lively drink? (6)...
1. Time spent inside expansion?(7) 2. Endless caption about a pudding(7) 3.Rank correction? (8,10) 4.Conflict? Alright, about 150 performs magic.(7) 5. Richard affectionately is weak. (5) 6. Kiss to...
A neighbour was complaining that his wife's knickers had been pinched off the washing line. He said he wasn't worried about getting the knickers back but wanted the 20 pegs that were holding them...
1. Nothing in chair is vulnerable (7,4) 2. Vital shade? (5,3) 3.Could this musician be a fraudster?(7) 4.Cross twice adds to background music?(5) 5.Three times, caught elf dancing to symbol.(6,4)...
