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One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem. "Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?" "Have you tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio...
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how is everyone? Anything you would like to know about me? just ask
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to get a baby's ears pierced?
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for a drive, my house is on a main road, with a white solid line and semi white lines, which mean i cannot park on the road, but i have been told off for parking on the verge aswell as i cannot go...

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