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The Chicken And The Duck

Heard a goodie when down Dorzett this week. A chicken and a duck meet up in the High Street. "Hello duck" says the chicken "What you up to today?" "Well, I've never been on the other side of the road...
00:05 Sat 27th Jul 20196 answers, last by Arksided 17:44 Sat 27th Jul 2019
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Condolences? I Don't Think So!

A body fell from the wheel well of an aircraft and landed in a garden in Clapham, London, yesterday afternoon. It missed the occupant, who was sunbathing, by a metre. A spokesman for the airline...
22:18 Mon 01st Jul 201938 answers, last by stefos 16:56 Tue 02nd Jul 2019
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Efficiency Drive

Two young women are in a trendy restaurant enjoying a business lunch. One of them drops her spoon on the floor and she summons a waiter. “I’m dreadfully sorry, I’ve dropped my spoon. Could I...
16:34 Thu 06th Jun 20193 answers, last by Patsy33 16:55 Thu 06th Jun 2019
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To Lose One Mp Might Be Seen As Unfortunate...

But to lose six (out of eleven) must be downright careless :-) https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48515505...
17:04 Tue 04th Jun 201925 answers, last by lindapalmara 15:55 Thu 06th Jun 2019
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Don't Worry!

SInce the loss of our dear friend Mikey just over a year ago it seems customary for AB-ers to worry if regular posters do not engage for a while (which is nice). So just to let you know I will be off...
21:26 Sun 03rd Feb 201954 answers, last by Mrs_Danver 17:40 Mon 04th Feb 2019
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This Didn't Take Very Long!

It took just two days to go from this: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-46416134 to this: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-46440172 Quelle surprise!...
17:03 Tue 04th Dec 201819 answers, last by New Judge 17:01 Wed 05th Dec 2018
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Brexit Free Zone

I'm having a "Brexit Free" week this week. I shall not be responding to any Brexit questions - including those already running - until next Monday at the earliest. It's not that I'm tired of the...
12:31 Mon 19th Nov 201832 answers, last by Mamyalynne 14:54 Tue 20th Nov 2018
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Trying To Use Gmail

Trying to get my ordinary e-Mails to appear on my so-called smart phone. Went to GMail on the phone. Added my ordinary eMail account (with password). The account appears in my list of accounts (only...
11:36 Tue 28th Aug 20184 answers, last by New Judge 17:07 Tue 28th Aug 2018
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Is The Uk Reaching The Point Where It Can No Longer Properly Function (Part Two)

Water meter has to be fitted to my supply. (I live in a “water stressed” area and under Section 94, paragraph 158 of some act or other my water company can insist that I have one). A few weeks...
17:27 Tue 14th Aug 201814 answers, last by New Judge 21:26 Tue 14th Aug 2018
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Is The Uk Reaching The Point Where It Can No Longer Properly Function (Part One)

Went to the High Street for a couple of items. Wanted a First Class stamp (rarely use stamps and hardly ever First Class). Anyway, Post Office Counter now located at the back of W H Smiths. It was ten...
17:22 Tue 14th Aug 201838 answers, last by New Judge 12:46 Wed 15th Aug 2018
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Mobile Phone Problem

I have an OMO Q2 so-called Smartphone. Basic kit but does all I want except: When the phone is switched on and "awake" I can answer incoming calls. (Caller's details are displayed, simply touch the...
14:38 Fri 22nd Jun 201814 answers, last by New Judge 08:50 Fri 27th Jul 2018
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Vegetarian Fish & Chips!

I've often remarked about how vegetarian options in restaurants have to resemble their carnivorous counterparts (sausages, burgers, etc.) But now I've seen the lot. Glancing at the menu of a well...
17:46 Thu 19th Apr 201838 answers, last by hereIam 17:39 Fri 20th Apr 2018
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Is A Rule Change Required?

Seb Vettel won the first GP of the season in extraordinary circumstances. Under a "Virtual Safety Car" (VSC) he overtook Lewis Hamilton by entering the pits and changing tyres in less time than Lewis...
16:57 Sun 25th Mar 201817 answers, last by Bazile 14:51 Sat 31st Mar 2018
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Not So Smart Phone!

My old trusty mobile finally gave up the ghost. A bit like someone who takes on an abandoned dog, I don’t really know how old it was as it was given to me by my nephew. I think it was about fifteen...
20:24 Mon 19th Mar 201810 answers, last by New Judge 14:31 Tue 20th Mar 2018
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Has Baldric Seen This?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-42682005 Sounds like a fine man....
20:24 Sun 14th Jan 201818 answers, last by Baldric 10:55 Mon 15th Jan 2018
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Is Weecalf Around?

https://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/News/Question1533658-2.html 19th January, 21:00 by weecalf: “Stand in premier wants out so she will be be removed early September . remember where you saw it first”...
22:53 Sun 01st Oct 201715 answers, last by ludwig 11:55 Tue 03rd Oct 2017
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Project Fear...part 94

Anybody remember this warning from the Good Doctor Cable: https://www.politicshome.com/news/uk/foreign-affairs/brexit/news/87184/hard-brexit-threatens-strawberry-shortage-wimbledon-vince “This week...
20:10 Sat 22nd Jul 201734 answers, last by ToraToraTora 09:36 Mon 24th Jul 2017
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Am I Going Mad?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-39742670 Apparently, according to an Oxford University “equality and diversity” newsletter, not making eye-contact can be construed as “everyday...
15:40 Mon 01st May 201715 answers, last by emmie 13:15 Tue 02nd May 2017
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Buses From Schipol

I'm travelling to Schipol and need to take an Arriva bus service from there to Lisse (about half an hour away). Finding out how I can pay for the ticket (I understand I cannot pay on the bus) seems...
17:14 Sat 22nd Apr 20175 answers, last by New Judge 14:25 Sun 23rd Apr 2017
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Uk's "ambassador To The Eu" Resigns

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38498839 I meant to ask this before Christmas when Sir Ivan Rogers poked his nose into Brexit. Why does the UK (or anybody else for that matter) require an...
18:04 Tue 03rd Jan 201742 answers, last by Togo 11:35 Wed 04th Jan 2017

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