I've been doing some research but have not come to any conclusions and wonder if anyone can help me. I'm an Englishman living in England but want to become Scottish. I've always had a love for the...
meeting the parents. It was a bit tricky though when your at a 'Disco' type party to have a conversation with someone. We did briefly communicate when we could. Even met his sister! His dad said to...
1. What colour is your toilet roll. 2. What is your favourite tea or coffee. 3. Do you think Paul Hollywood is dishy (ladies only). 4. Is your cooker gas or electric. 5. What colour are your eyes. 6....
Two married friends are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I still don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home late after we've been out drinking, I turn the...
A man says to a trainer at the gym.
“I want to impress that beautiful girl. Which machine should I use?”
The trainer replies “use the ATM outside the gym”...
An old man went to a beach and saw a sexy girl in a bikini. he went up to her and asked her"can i feel your sexy,boobs?" The girl said, "no way, get away from me old man." The bloke said," twenty...
Monica Lewinsky Update................................................ After a relaxing bath, Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself naked in a mirror...remembering her time with Bill Clinton. Her...
A friend out walking her dog last week came across a box at the side of a country road. She thought it was moving. When she eventually plucked up the courage to open it, she found six very young...
A man walks into a shop to have his watch repaired. As he reaches the counter, he notices the sales assistant is a stunning blonde . Immediately the man un-zips his fly and places his penis on the...
Is there nothing in the answerbank rules to stop someone hogging the topics like adverts with silly questions 7 questions out of 20 seems a bit much,or am I just having a bad day?
A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet, he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by. Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?" Jeweller:...
Apologies A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mum on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mum quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes...
A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he has dreamt that Auntie...
