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Bobbisox
I saw a one some time back on QVC where you could remove a person from a photo or remove specs they are wearing... I am doing a some wedding photos for a friend and she would like a person removed...
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MichaelZZ
I keep getting emails, purportedly from UPS, informing me that they have a parcel for me. I do not open these messages or their attachments as I believe they are "phishing". I have tried...
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Jemisa
A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentile, I'm still a virgin." The husband being shocked, replied,...
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MichaelZZ
I have been using OOo (Writer, Calc and Impress) for some time and am perfectly happy with it. Yesterday, I downloaded the latest version (3.3) and now when I open a new Calc spreadsheet I can only...
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Francis Asis
Did you hear about the dyslexic yorkshire who wears his cat flap with pride?
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MichaelZZ
Has anyone done this? The only answer that I can get is £22407 but this doesn't meet the "less than £10,000" requirement.
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marval
Queen Nyteshade had two claims to fame. She could tell fortunes and she was a midget. The local authorities frowned on her because they thought that fortune telling was fraudulent. They had Queen...
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Matheous-2
Which is the better place of environmental disposal for tissues.....-Down the toilet -or in the blue wheelie bin?
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MichaelZZ
I have a box full of 50 or so Family Circle magazines dating back to the 1960s / 70s / 80s. I have no use for these but they are in very good condition and may well be of use or interest to somebody...
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MichaelZZ
9 ac: Complacent foolishness F_T_E_Y Have I got some letters wrong? Thanks for any help...
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crisgal
i received an email today from the department of education which read: "Have you defiantly registered on the site, as I can't seam to found you?"...
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Grandpappy
Using 'Word' you can password a file and even though you can see it you can't open it without the password,well, how do I achieve the same effect when using Excel and just want to protect a single...
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trt
The dentist The dentist pulls out a Novocain needle to give the man a shot, so he can extract the man's tooth. 'No way! No needles. I hate needles' the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the...
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MichaelZZ
Thanks for all your comments yesterday. Unfortunately I have not noticed any improvement in my boot up speed, nor can I get into Event Log. However, when I look under the Services tab in msconfig I...
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hilaryh
I am thinking of buying one (about £35) Are they worth it?
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smurfchops
7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did...
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MichaelZ
Windows Vista Home Premium 64-bit. SP2. Intel Pentium Dual CPU [email protected], 4.0GB RAM For the last 5 or 6 days my computer has been very slow to boot up, taking anything up to 4 minutes from...

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