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Some weeks ago I posted a thread about my daughter fostering to adopt a 10wk old baby girl. Today was the farewell meeting between the birth mother and my granddaughter. Sad in a way for the mother,...
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The Mrs was having her nails done and was discussing holidays with nail lady. "We're thinking of going to Norfolk for a short break", says the Mrs."Is that in Devon?" Was the reply.....chortle...
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Is going to be Paul Nuttall..you couldn't make it up :-)
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There's one on the scrape:-)
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I've just received mine. It can cost a fortune, just for putting one foot in front of another!
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I've just found a sack full of the above dumped near to my allotment. I do hope the person who was supposed to deliver them gets fired and their wages docked!
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One has been spotted in my vicinity :-)
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...making love in a canoe and American beer have in common? They're both 'king close to water...
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...from our local farm shop for me tea tonight. And thankfully the last of the runner beans :-)
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Aegis. a?s?I?e?
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A friend of mine has recently taken up pottery. At the weekend he gave me a bowl he'd made. When I got home I put some butter in it. Only then it became a dish. Likewise, the same would happen if it...
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I had a leak on the meter in August, which was fixed promptly. I received a letter this morning saying Yorkshire water have reviewed the charges on my account and reduced it from £6,725-00 to...
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I'm thinking of kicking out virgin TV and getting a Humax internet box instead. Does the Humax box need hard wiring or will it work off the WiFi?
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The Mrs has just gone for hers. Will she feel a small prick ;-)
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The first of the seasons migrants have started to arrive in my neck of the woods.
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You call a female spanner? A wench......
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I'm going out to the peak district in a short while to see if I can see them.
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Why did I plant so many int allotment. I'm getting rather bored with them.
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Dead palm tree out of date?
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Only 200 more runs to score for YET another county championship...

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