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Mobile Phones Grrrrr

I went to gig on Friday, which was excellent. The only thing that spoilt it were people incessantly using their mobile phones. They were recording the band, taking selfies and group shots. Why can't...
17:54 Sun 19th Mar 201717 answers, last by piggynose 23:33 Sun 19th Mar 2017
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A Male's Turned Up

Some weeks I posted about seeing a female peasant in my back garden. Looking down the garden I noticed that a male has turned up. We could soon have the patter of tiny feet:-)...
19:43 Thu 16th Mar 201712 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:59 Tue 21st Mar 2017
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Classic Comedy

There was nowt Ont box last night and as I've got one of those firesticky thingies, I decided to have a hunt round. I discovered a classic episode of Steptoe and son. It was the one where they divided...
16:23 Sun 12th Mar 201711 answers, last by melv16 16:19 Mon 13th Mar 2017
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Adoption. It's The Big Day Tomorrow :-)

Tomorrow is the celebration court hearing, where my granddaughter is officially a member of our family. Yayyyyyyyy:-)...
15:50 Tue 07th Mar 201720 answers, last by melv16 17:01 Fri 10th Mar 2017
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New Blue Bin

I had a new one delivered this morning as the old one blew away in the gales. How do I celebrate my good fortune?...
10:20 Tue 07th Mar 201714 answers, last by melv16 17:30 Mon 20th Mar 2017
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Sweet Potatoes

Can you cook them like jacket potatoes?
11:56 Sun 05th Mar 201724 answers, last by fiction-factory 23:09 Sun 05th Mar 2017
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Jw's....confused.

My daughter is having her adopted daughter christened. All the family has been invited, including my Jehovah's witness nephew and family. They have refused to attend due to religious reasons. BTW,...
15:22 Thu 02nd Mar 201734 answers, last by naomi24 18:29 Mon 06th Mar 2017
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Pointless

Two teachers have won the jackpot tonight... About time, they're usually thick ;-)
19:00 Thu 23rd Feb 20175 answers, last by OldBather 05:19 Sat 25th Feb 2017
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Cressida Dick...

... Has just been promoted to chief commissioner of the MET police. Will she now be having a relationship with Ed Balls?...
16:36 Wed 22nd Feb 20171 answer, last by shoota 00:27 Thu 23rd Feb 2017
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I've Just(Part 2)

Found an Aston Villa shirt in a Sainsbury's bag, dumped in my garden. I thought to myself...I'm having that, don't people know that shopping bags cost 5p...
20:54 Sun 19th Feb 20174 answers, last by Togo 22:42 Sun 19th Feb 2017
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I've Just...

Seen an Aston Villa season ticket fastened to a turnstile. I thought to myself..I'm having that, you never know when a nail will come in....
18:32 Sun 19th Feb 20176 answers, last by Tilly2 18:50 Sun 19th Feb 2017
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Shriek

Was the response from my Mrs when she discovered a rat in the compost bin this afternoon. LOL...
20:43 Fri 17th Feb 201719 answers, last by melv16 20:51 Tue 21st Feb 2017
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Nest Cams

Here we go again for a new season of nest cams. What a wonderful way to waste a bit of time:-)...
22:45 Thu 16th Feb 20176 answers, last by melv16 17:31 Fri 17th Feb 2017
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Mark Steel.

Tune in to radio 4 tonight at 11-00 to hear his new show. He's probably my favourite comedian....
16:15 Thu 16th Feb 201734 answers, last by gness 15:38 Sun 26th Feb 2017
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Which...

.... World leader is into trigonometry? Angular Merkel..m...
21:04 Thu 09th Feb 20178 answers, last by zebo 22:35 Fri 10th Feb 2017
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The I

Chemical process. 5 . 8. //a/n /e/c/i/n...
21:49 Tue 07th Feb 20174 answers, last by melv16 21:51 Tue 07th Feb 2017
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Today's

Word of the day, today is Bodkin.....
10:30 Fri 03rd Feb 20172 answers, last by hereIam 15:22 Fri 03rd Feb 2017
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Title Not Showing

When I type a title header it doesn't show in the box as I'm typing, although it shows on the site when I press the submit button. I'm on AB mobile....
13:40 Thu 02nd Feb 20171 answer, last by melv16 15:47 Fri 03rd Feb 2017
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Great News

The...
15:06 Wed 01st Feb 201717 answers, last by marval 16:54 Fri 03rd Feb 2017
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Today's Word...

....after 12-00 is going to be Nonplussed for some of the ABers...
10:41 Mon 30th Jan 20179 answers, last by Tilly2 20:49 Mon 30th Jan 2017

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