Local Quiz. means of transportation 1. "A cradle on wheels" According to Mark (10) 2. A white one is more trouble than it's worth. (8) 3. Stein and G.B. collaborate (8) 4. Add 'e' to the cow (9) 5....
This is a testimony to true friendship... A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5.30 His wife screams at him as his friend listens in. "My hair and make up are not done, the house...
Found this puzzle in the Sunday Telegraph, made a hash of it but I would like to try again, are there Griddler mags or will I have to wait untill next Sunday. Tried all the super markets does anyone...
The instructor said "Laidies remember walking is good for you it strengthens the pelvic muscels and makes delivery much easier. Just pace yourself and try to stay on a soft surface like grass"...
Husband and wife had a tiff, wife called up her mom
"He fought with me again I am coming to live with you"
Mom said "no darling he must pay for his mistake
I am coming to live with you."...
A man wanted to buy his young blonde wife something for their first wedding anniversary so he decided on a mobil phone. He showed her the phone and all its features, next day she was shopping when the...
After a hour of looking at every 3D TV in the shop the assistant asked me if I had seen one I liked, isaid sorry "but nothing is jumping out at me."...
Been a Stobart spotter 3 years, the bio mass wagon has a walking floor if you had seen Trucks and Trailers on channel 5 they were on a lot tonight, the family think I am mad but it makes journeys more...
The first part of the clue is a five letter word, then add a letter to give answer to second part of clue e.g. A Mediterranean island where you could use your skills to make something. Answer Crete...
My mate Dave died at his job in the bookies, all the filing cabinets fell on top of him in the store room the coroner said the odds were stacked against him
Brenda took her six year old son to see the doctor, With some hesitation she said that allthough her little angel appeared to be in good health she was concerned over his very small p???s. After...
A gorgeous blond went to see Dr Smith about her flat chest, he said "what you need to do every morning in the shower is rub you breast's and say scoobie doobie doobies I want bigger boobies" so this...
I came home from golfing today....... The wife had left a note on the fridge door, "It's not working, I can't take it any more I have gone to stay at mothers!!" I opened the fridge, the light came on,...
Wife said to hubby 'will you go to the corner shop for a pint of milk' as he was going through the door she said 'oh by the way if they have eggs get six' hubby arrives back with six pints of milk,...
Had a bet today on England game v San Marino It is six questions to answer yes or no 1 goal before 19 mins 59 secs I put yes 2 will there be a headed goal I put no 3 will there be more than 5 yellow...
