One Sunday morning, a Georgia preacher said to his congregation. "One of our church members has spread a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. It is a horrible lie and one which a Christian...
For Christmas my lovely wife knitted me a willie warmer as one of my presents, I said "look dear as nice as it is, it is not very practical," so not to offend here I asked to make me...
90 year old man goes into a house of ill repute and asks the girl on reception if he could see one of the girls for a couple of hours, the receptionist said "I think I had better see the madam of...
Two guys sat in bar complete strangers the old chap said "you are looking a bit bothered are you ok?" the young fellow replied "I am getting married soon not to sure about it have you...
This morning I heard a tiny knock at the back door I answered the door and there stood a little fairy the poor little thing stood there her little silver shoes were all scuffed, here legs all...
One fine day in the middle of the night 2 dead men got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew their swords and shot each other My mother taught this rhyme to me sixty something years ago...
Rescue party find man dead in middle of Sahara Desert he had plenty of water,medicine, etc, but the one thing that would have saved him was left unused, what was it?
This footballer played at Wembley in three consecutive seasons and won three different cups, can you name the player, the cups, and the years, popular player well known to all not a obscure name
