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Morning.

Mna Mna, doo doooo doo doo do, does any body know the rest of the words to this song, ?
11:40 Thu 06th Nov 20086 answers, last by daniela31 13:56 Thu 06th Nov 2008
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mildly amusing

Paddy is driving his Land rover with a horsebox on tow down the motorway, when he is pulled over by the police, Where are you going,? Asks the first officer, I'm taking these horses to ascot, says...
22:07 Tue 04th Nov 20082 answers, last by funnygirl 10:04 Wed 05th Nov 2008
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Why cant I

Have a lie in some time, the Blooody bin men have just woke me up from a lovely dream I was having, But I woke up with such a start that iv'e forgot what it was about now, Blooody stupid council...
12:00 Mon 03rd Nov 200821 answers, last by logic 12:55 Mon 03rd Nov 2008
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why do i

Have to cook my own breakfast,? you would think the wife would have the decency to do it, and bring it to me in bed before she went to work, wouldn't you? bah ....Grrrrrr, ahh sod it I'll go and kick...
10:32 Fri 31st Oct 200824 answers, last by sallabananas 13:03 Fri 31st Oct 2008
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can you think of a word

that describes a traffic warden, (one word only ) we had our flu vac day today at our med centre, long queue, car park full, so severall cars were parked on double yellows on the side road, two...
21:40 Wed 22nd Oct 200819 answers, last by pairasteps 00:08 Thu 23rd Oct 2008
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what's for breakfast, ?

i think Iv'e overlayed. :-)
11:28 Tue 21st Oct 20084 answers, last by logic 11:40 Tue 21st Oct 2008
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could you be hypnotized, ?

It was entertainment night at the old people's home. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.' The excitement...
19:32 Mon 20th Oct 20087 answers, last by joggerjayne 23:54 Mon 20th Oct 2008
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why does

Every body keep saying good morning, ? Cos, it sn't good, it's cold, it's windy, it's early, too early, and how can any body give a toss at this time a night,? I wanna go back ter bed, but ive had a...
09:20 Mon 20th Oct 20085 answers, last by logic 10:32 Mon 20th Oct 2008
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I was going to wash the car today,

But on second thoughts, i think i'll go and have a lie down, till the idea wears off, And then I may reconsider it tomorrow.
12:24 Fri 17th Oct 200816 answers, last by pinkbunny 13:25 Fri 17th Oct 2008
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Blonde joke.

A blonde and her father are walking down a street when the father says, ''Look, a dead bird.'' And the blonde looks up and says, ''Where?''
16:13 Wed 15th Oct 200825 answers, last by sallabananas 17:13 Wed 15th Oct 2008
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can't somebody

start a new thread, I'm bored.
16:23 Fri 10th Oct 200822 answers, last by Ethel 17:14 Fri 10th Oct 2008
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who made a noise ?

why am i up as early as this ? :-(
10:44 Thu 09th Oct 200810 answers, last by bigmamma 15:12 Thu 09th Oct 2008
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so, has the Ed

thrown down the gauntlet then, ?
13:07 Tue 07th Oct 20084 answers, last by vibrasphere 14:57 Tue 07th Oct 2008
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I seem to

have overslept, :-)
12:17 Tue 07th Oct 20085 answers, last by logic 12:46 Tue 07th Oct 2008
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is it likely

to get interesting on here, or would I be better going to bed, ?
22:23 Fri 03rd Oct 200816 answers, last by logic 22:46 Fri 03rd Oct 2008
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just want to say

goodnight all.
23:19 Fri 26th Sep 20086 answers, last by logic 23:37 Fri 26th Sep 2008
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who wrote

and sold the most records of blue suede shoes ?
23:06 Fri 26th Sep 20089 answers, last by logic 23:14 Fri 26th Sep 2008
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I feel I must make an appollogy

for posting blonde jokes, as blonde jokes allways refer to female blondes, I have been meditating on this for several weeks now, and have come to the conclusion, that this is very unfair to single out...
18:31 Fri 26th Sep 200816 answers, last by logic 22:49 Fri 26th Sep 2008
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Funnygirl.

which if any of the beachwear sets did you choose,?
12:15 Fri 19th Sep 20082 answers, last by funnygirl 13:01 Fri 19th Sep 2008
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has any body

seen the vigin media home page, about pets on the menu, ? if so what's your reaction, ?
09:31 Fri 19th Sep 200825 answers, last by China Doll 13:26 Fri 19th Sep 2008

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