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Leachy10

An apple a day

There's an old saying: An apple a day keeps the doctors away. But nowadays most doctors seem to be Muslim so I find that bacon is far more effective.
00:30 Sun 14th Sep 20082 answers, last by Leight0n 12:03 Mon 15th Sep 2008
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Leight0n

China's Paralympic Dream Team

China has announced it's dream team for the Paralympics, including medal favorites: Fu Kin Mong Sim Palt Wat Wan Lim Gon Fut Long Tung Won Kee Eye and Mai Lef Fut
15:56 Tue 09th Sep 20085 answers, last by Unsureme 16:56 Sun 14th Sep 2008
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triggerhippy

best mans speech

I need some ice breakers, help pls.
13:57 Wed 03rd Sep 20089 answers, last by triggerhippy 21:39 Mon 08th Sep 2008
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Caribeing

Feel Good Movies

Now with Christmas being mentioned all I am lookig forward to is "Its a Wonderful Life" What Movie makes you feel good!!
22:47 Mon 01st Sep 200814 answers, last by Ingrid123 13:45 Thu 22nd Dec 2016
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emma_llew

Stepbrothers Will Ferrell

Went to see this film on the weekend and ABSOLUTELY loved a certain part of it. The part when Will Ferrell first sings, and the brother tells him he sounds like a mixture of celine dion and Jesus!! It...
00:53 Tue 02nd Sep 20083 answers, last by emma_llew 01:04 Thu 04th Sep 2008
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puddicat

What happened in the end???

I watched the the film "no country for old men", great film but missed the ending what happened to physco bob???
19:33 Tue 02nd Sep 20085 answers, last by lilacben 21:31 Wed 03rd Sep 2008
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Leight0n

A bloke split up from his girlfriend....... (continued)

How would you like a Pina Colada?' Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk. After they have exchanged their stories, the woman announces, 'I'm...
12:13 Thu 07th Aug 20085 answers, last by pjgriffo 23:04 Mon 11th Aug 2008
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Leight0n

A bloke split up from his girlfriend.......

and decided to take a holiday. He booked himself on a cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies,...
12:11 Thu 07th Aug 20086 answers, last by Leight0n 12:17 Thu 07th Aug 2008
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tonyav

chippy

i've just come out of a chippy eating a pie,a tramp sat on the floor outside said i've had nothing to eat for two days,i said i wish i had your will power.
10:13 Fri 01st Aug 20082 answers, last by squarebear 11:26 Fri 01st Aug 2008
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BillySugger

Dinosaur

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur? > A Doyouthinkhesaurus
16:33 Thu 31st Jul 20087 answers, last by rugeleyboy 17:49 Fri 01st Aug 2008
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nat_84

almost everyone is up for eviction!!

Except - Sara, Lisa and Mikey!!! Everyone else broke rules about discussing nominations in code! Such a fix - they didnt want Luke or Dale to go!!!!!
23:08 Tue 29th Jul 200834 answers, last by 4getmenot 15:47 Wed 30th Jul 2008
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BillySugger

Bear in pub

A bear walks into a bar and says, "I want a bourbon...
18:59 Mon 28th Jul 20088 answers, last by bookermel 14:16 Wed 30th Jul 2008
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Priesty

Weston Super Mare Pier

After Weston Super Mare's Pier was ruined by fire, they've renamed it the Simon Weston Pier.
15:43 Mon 28th Jul 20087 answers, last by kjc 10:31 Tue 29th Jul 2008
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nat_84

Luke and Dale up for Eviction!!!

Yes its true... !!! How amazing is that!!?? The four heavenly housemates had to decide on two housemates together, with Stuart fighting for Kat and Darnell but failing! Dale was chosen as he keeps...
10:49 Mon 28th Jul 200827 answers, last by bugalugs 00:49 Tue 29th Jul 2008
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rescuer

An unfortunate repair.

I have tried to find the words of a recitation which I heard one of the locals make in The Sheffield Arms at Burton-Stather many years ago. An elderly woman found a hole in her bloomers. The only...
23:54 Mon 21st Jul 20083 answers, last by rescuer 15:17 Wed 23rd Jul 2008
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patsyann

Rebecca BB.

I think she is the most irritating ,lazy, attention seeking moron ever to appear on BB.She hardly ever did any cycling and when she did it was in very dramatic short bursts.All the drama in the diary...
15:18 Fri 18th Jul 200812 answers, last by Miss-Ladybug 23:36 Wed 23rd Jul 2008
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4getmenot

Mikey BB

Just lately I've been wondering how the hell he knows some stuff being blind. Yesterday when he was on bike he said to Bex 'how can you sit there like that, I'd be laying down' How does he know how...
13:19 Fri 18th Jul 200827 answers, last by lizzydrippin 00:40 Wed 23rd Jul 2008
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seal!

sky plus

I will soon be moving into a flat that is already connected to a Sky dish, which means I wont have to pay the monthly charge. If I get a box I was told that there would be a monthly charge for renting...
21:36 Wed 09th Jul 20084 answers, last by Ethel 14:35 Thu 10th Jul 2008
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Trojanfarce

In the Library

I was sat at a table in my local library the other day, when a bloke came in, hastely removed his trousers and with a pair of scissors cut off the bottom 2 inches of each trouser leg. He then threw...
16:32 Wed 09th Jul 20082 answers, last by Leight0n 18:23 Wed 09th Jul 2008
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crisgal

bb belinda

i nipped to the loo - what is she crying about??!
23:40 Mon 07th Jul 20084 answers, last by crisgal 21:12 Wed 09th Jul 2008

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