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legendis.god
whos the surgeon in thegrey top with the nice knockers? beecham or summit??????
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legendis.god
Well?????
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dot.hawkes
the exact wording is: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hi dot.hawkes, We have noticed that you have not been online for some time now... Why not come back...
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NoMercy
See ya folks. I may be back tomorrow, but if not, I'll catcha Sunday night (from whence I will be on night duty). Have a good night, plenty of fun and laughter, lively topical debate, but please - no...
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phillipa.d
My 12 year old and her friend just went to the corner shop and bought a bag of Doritos each. As they left the shop, they saw some "lush boys" and felt embarrassed to walk past, so...
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legendis.god
Have you ever licked someones eyeball? Or have you had your eyeballl licked?? Yes its an old question of mne . But evrytime i ask it theres an extra person who has tried it. It was ummmmm last time i...
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NoMercy
Cover version? I think Run by Leona Lewis was pretty hard to beat! :-)
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legendis.god
Anyone bought their lady some eggs for easter? The old love egggs always seem to get them smiling and are great when shopping to ease the normal aggravatioin annd stess that the female of the species...
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NoMercy
Back by popular demand, Aunty Agness is here to discuss your dilemmas and answers your distress calls. Do you have a problem and need urgent advice? Once again, please address all your queries,...
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legendis.god
eyes down for your first number bingo dave is heree so its 88 two fat ladies and they still wouldnt have him onits own bingo dave oops i mena number1 1 and 7 daves iq key to the door 21 or in daves...
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legendis.god
its a bank holiday heer today and tomorrow so im away home at 5 so i will be about later funny story a woman came in the shop looking for a vibrator she sais she wanted a big un. i showed her around...
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dot.hawkes
I can only think of 3, 1) No traffic on the road, 2) Free parking on the civic centre cos the council staff are on a day off 3) errrrrrrrrrr, well i had thought of 3 but i'm stuck now! what should i...
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stevetheperv
whats ya email....got something funny for you xxx
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afcjan
On the 7th of August at 5 minutes and 6 seconds past 4 it will be 04.05.06.07.08.09 How useful to know is that
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rd14962
i received a message yesterday with tmi on it. could anyone please explain what tmi means? thank you
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legendis.god
BEEN FUN SINCE I Said it was fun so im offski now againnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn knowing ive rubbed salt in the wound and had a reet laff aat a few regularse users nytol dont stay up all nite lol...
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stompe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7I3xOf4UE8 Well what you up to?{:)
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chicho,bird2
chew your own chubba if you can or stick it wer its dark and clammy as you are full of s t scare me nowayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy come to me face not on it as im bigger than you man/ her lv you to hate me as...
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no-knowledge
group hug? we don't mean any of this nastiness do we?
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legendis.god
Well ive come on and all i can see is docs been on a postfest that usually means hes bored and trying to prod someone or anyone for an erection. Ooops typo a reaction. SO WHATS CRACKALACKIN THEN...

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