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............when you see me in The Simpsons, and I say Doh!, that is a tribute to the great Scottish actor James Finlayson (with the thick moustache) who was constantly frustrated by Laurel & Hardy...
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That John McCain is a real hero. He fought against terrorists. He saved all those people on Christmas Eve in the Nakatomi Towers. How can the American people not vote for a man that good? Oh the...
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Where is Dot Hawkes? Where are you Dot? The love of my life! I've looked through loads of pages and can't find any posts from you! Oh Dot! If it wasn't raining, I'd throw meself in the river.
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There once was a lady called Dot Whose knowledge of shoes was quite hot With Stillettos for sale And black brogues for the male The kinky boots are good too. Woo! Hoo!
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Go and see my movie Gavin. That should cheer you up! You could always try and be a great man like me! Nothing phases me! Cos there's always Duff beer! MMMMMMMMMMM, Duff Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer. Come on...
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Hello everyone. You really must get out to the premiere of my movie next week on 26th July. I might even put in a personal appearance just for everyone on AB, especially Dot Hawkes. But I'm not sure...
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The Sunday Times ran a profile on my humble self last week and proclaimed that I am every man in the world. Did you read it? Do you agree with it? If only I had every mans' money! Doh!
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Where has this come from? Have a Happy Christmas. Don't we sing this: We wish you a Merry Christmas, We wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. So what is it...
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Can someone tell me why Christmas always comes when the shops are crowded? It happens every year and people are getting in my way all the time. Has anyone got an answer to this problem?
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How do I delete the drop down list of internet sits visited? I've used Internet Options in control panel, i.e. delete cookies, delete files, clear history. I then went into Content and cleared forms...
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Is it true that this song won a Grammy or an Emmy? Or the equivalent of an Oscar? Was it in a film?
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I saved a lot of files on a floppy disk a few weeks ago. When I saved them, I re-inserted the disk and opened the files just to make sure they were ok, which they were. Now I've tried to access the...
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I asked Ed a question about someone maybe hacking into the AB computer, resulting in people getting banned wrongly, and the question was banned! I honestly don't believe you did that Ed. It looks like...

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