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Doh! Did you know...............

............when you see me in The Simpsons, and I say Doh!, that is a tribute to the great Scottish actor James Finlayson (with the thick moustache) who was constantly frustrated by Laurel & Hardy...
21:56 Tue 10th Feb 20092 answers, last by greebo2001 22:02 Fri 13th Mar 2009
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Should we vote for John McCain?

That John McCain is a real hero. He fought against terrorists. He saved all those people on Christmas Eve in the Nakatomi Towers. How can the American people not vote for a man that good? Oh the...
21:46 Sat 01st Nov 200810 answers, last by trt 01:10 Sun 02nd Nov 2008
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What has happened to Dot Hawkes?

Where is Dot Hawkes? Where are you Dot? The love of my life! I've looked through loads of pages and can't find any posts from you! Oh Dot! If it wasn't raining, I'd throw meself in the river.
19:12 Tue 09th Sep 20088 answers, last by Foo.King 17:09 Wed 15th Apr 2009
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Is this you Dot?

There once was a lady called Dot Whose knowledge of shoes was quite hot With Stillettos for sale And black brogues for the male The kinky boots are good too. Woo! Hoo!
23:40 Fri 18th Jan 20083 answers, last by dot.hawkes 23:54 Fri 18th Jan 2008
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Hiya GavinH! Have you seen my movie?

Go and see my movie Gavin. That should cheer you up! You could always try and be a great man like me! Nothing phases me! Cos there's always Duff beer! MMMMMMMMMMM, Duff Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer. Come on...
19:54 Sat 28th Jul 20071 answer, last by k9 fott 17:19 Sun 29th Jul 2007
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Will you be watching my movie premiere next week?

Hello everyone. You really must get out to the premiere of my movie next week on 26th July. I might even put in a personal appearance just for everyone on AB, especially Dot Hawkes. But I'm not sure...
20:43 Tue 17th Jul 20071 answer, last by Aschenbach 22:20 Tue 17th Jul 2007
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Did you see my profile?

The Sunday Times ran a profile on my humble self last week and proclaimed that I am every man in the world. Did you read it? Do you agree with it? If only I had every mans' money! Doh!
20:34 Tue 17th Jul 20075 answers, last by jno 23:21 Tue 17th Jul 2007
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Why do people say Happy Christmas?

Where has this come from? Have a Happy Christmas. Don't we sing this: We wish you a Merry Christmas, We wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. So what is it...
21:33 Tue 19th Dec 20064 answers, last by BBWCHATT 02:36 Fri 22nd Dec 2006
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Christmas.....why?

Can someone tell me why Christmas always comes when the shops are crowded? It happens every year and people are getting in my way all the time. Has anyone got an answer to this problem?
21:23 Tue 19th Dec 20061 answer, last by bednobs 22:53 Tue 19th Dec 2006
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Deleting internet files

How do I delete the drop down list of internet sits visited? I've used Internet Options in control panel, i.e. delete cookies, delete files, clear history. I then went into Content and cleared forms...
16:35 Fri 08th Sep 200612 answers, last by H0merSimpson 18:19 Fri 08th Sep 2006
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Africa by Toto

Is it true that this song won a Grammy or an Emmy? Or the equivalent of an Oscar? Was it in a film?
22:34 Fri 28th Apr 20064 answers, last by H0merSimpson 16:58 Sat 29th Apr 2006
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Formatting

I saved a lot of files on a floppy disk a few weeks ago. When I saved them, I re-inserted the disk and opened the files just to make sure they were ok, which they were. Now I've tried to access the...
21:57 Fri 28th Apr 20064 answers, last by H0merSimpson 16:59 Sat 29th Apr 2006
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Asking a question.

I asked Ed a question about someone maybe hacking into the AB computer, resulting in people getting banned wrongly, and the question was banned! I honestly don't believe you did that Ed. It looks like...
21:16 Fri 28th Apr 20061 answer, last by aka estie 21:28 Fri 28th Apr 2006

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