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Disconnect BT Hub?

Hi is there any way I can use my desktop (with absolutly no connection to the internet) using only the tower and not having to remove the power plug from the BT Hub because this affects my BT Vision....
11:04 Thu 17th May 20122 answers, last by Groupie 12:08 Thu 17th May 2012
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I recently got a job as an actor on a popular BBC1 program,

and decided to go through my lines with my mother-in-law. Who said you can't teach an old dog New Tricks....
12:06 Sun 29th Apr 20127 answers, last by RATTER15 11:33 Wed 30th May 2012
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Drought!!

If this drought goes on any longer we're going to run out of umbrellas.
11:18 Fri 27th Apr 201222 answers, last by joybaby123 11:26 Wed 30th May 2012
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Is this Hygenic?

Our local fish 'n' chip shop has starting using magazines instead of newspaper. I'm currently eating them out of house and home....
11:42 Sun 22nd Apr 201220 answers, last by sunny-dave 19:20 Wed 02nd May 2012
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When did those coins come into circulation?

I was just reading the front of the condom machine in my local pub toilets. 'Three Pound Coins Only' Have I been in a coma?...
18:50 Sun 15th Apr 20127 answers, last by joybaby123 11:27 Wed 30th May 2012
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Two guys trying to get in a quick eighteen holes,?

but there are two terrible lady golfers in front of them hitting the ball everywhere but where it's supposed to go. The first guy says, "Why don't you go over and ask if we play through?"...
14:54 Wed 11th Apr 20124 answers, last by missprim 15:41 Thu 12th Apr 2012
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For all the abusive answers i get

My first stand up attempt was a disaster. Mind you, I was only ten months old at the time....
20:46 Mon 09th Apr 2012
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Not for thickos

"What would you like?" says the barman. "What would I like?" says Bob. "A bigger house, more money and a more attractive wife." "No," says the barman,...
18:21 Sun 08th Apr 20122 answers, last by tonyav 19:14 Sun 08th Apr 2012
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What do you call a travelling potato?

Chipsy
14:45 Sun 08th Apr 201210 answers, last by venator 18:27 Sun 08th Apr 2012
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I'm glad I didn't watch that documentary

with Gabby Logan about sexism in football the other night. I mean, what do women know about football?...
10:37 Fri 06th Apr 201214 answers, last by Groupie 11:49 Fri 06th Apr 2012
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My pictures open in Photoshop

Hi I recently loaded Photoshop on my PC,I now find that whenever i open my picture for a looksee they always open in Photoshop and i cannot view them singley How do i put this right please.
18:07 Wed 21st Mar 20126 answers, last by zlatan24 04:10 Mon 25th Jun 2012
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The judge says to a double-homicide defendant,

"You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!" The judge says, "You're also charged with...
19:54 Sun 18th Mar 20124 answers, last by albaqwerty 20:25 Sun 18th Mar 2012
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While busy with his 'gloved' examination of a woman,

the gynecologist picks up the phone with his free hand, and just continues the examination. 'It's a study mate from university' he whispers to the woman and says to the guy on the phone: 'John, it's...
10:17 Wed 14th Mar 20122 answers, last by zebo 19:12 Wed 14th Mar 2012
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CHrysanthemums.

Hello I have a plot of ground in which i am going to try and grow Xanth garden sprays and blooms,the plot is 4x16 foot.Being a vegatable grower this plot has been growing veg for a few years i.e horse...
12:29 Fri 02nd Mar 2012
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Who remembered Pancake Day

CHRISTIANS worldwide have remembered the martyrdom of St Pancake of Antioch, who was stuffed full of hot cheese, fried and repeatedly thrown into the air around 530 AD.
12:42 Wed 22nd Feb 201221 answers, last by netibiza 15:33 Wed 22nd Feb 2012
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I was telling a girl in the pub

about my uncanny ability to guess the day a woman was born just by feeling their breasts. "Really?" she said. "Go on then... Try." After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to...
10:16 Mon 20th Feb 20128 answers, last by joybaby123 11:24 Wed 30th May 2012
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Google chrome Aw Snap message

Aw,Snap something went wrong while displaying this web page. To continue,reload or go to another page If you're seeing this frequently,try these suggestions This message is displayed when opening...
14:35 Sun 19th Feb 20122 answers, last by Groupie 16:50 Sun 19th Feb 2012
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Has anyone else tried those new korean meatballs?

they really are the dogs b*llocks.
11:19 Thu 16th Feb 20121 answer, last by squarebear 11:20 Thu 16th Feb 2012
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Two men are on death row?

T The warden asks them what they would like as a last request. "I'd like to hear the bag pipes one more time" said the first man. "Very well" said the warden. "And what do you...
11:06 Thu 16th Feb 20126 answers, last by peashaq 02:53 Fri 17th Feb 2012
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My PC cannot recognise my printer

While trying to install an Epson printer on my computer,it only goes as faras checking connection of printer to PC and then says unable to find a device. The wiring is fine PC to printer and power to...
18:49 Tue 14th Feb 20128 answers, last by ChuckFickens 20:09 Tue 14th Feb 2012

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