Man and wife go off to bed, the man strokes his wifes arm and says how about it then, she says sorry but I've got a gynacologists appointment tomorrow and I want to stay clean, he turns over but...
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow. Q. How does a man prepare for the future? A. He buys 4 cases of beer.
I see that Kerry Katona has been made bankrupt because she couldn't come up with 82 grand that she owed the tax man, why couldn't she have sold some of the expensive cars she's got, she surely doesn't...
A hippy gets on a bus and sits next to a nun, he says to the nun "can I have sex with you" she says "go away young man you're digusting" At the next stop the nun gets off. The hippy gets talking to...
In an ICU in an American hospital a patient in a particular bed always died at 11am every Sunday morning, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and nurses and some even...
I was flicking through programmes last night and came accross an old one of Keeping up Appearances with Mrs Bucket, her sister Rose appeared and I thought I know that face , it turned out to be Edna...
Is it just me or can anyone else understand a word that Jase says, I was watching last night and could'nt work out anything he said and as for Dawn, she's really getting on my nerves, no wonder Jase...
I had a docs appointment last night and had to leave before the end, I saw as far as Daphne coming on and missed the rest, does anyone know how it all ended? BTW I loved seeing CJ beaten again !
Did anyone notice at the end of Emmerdale last night when Donna, Viv, Bob and Gray were chatting, Bob opened a bottle of wine and poured 4 glasses, the bottle was still half full! I wish my bottles...
I wonder if anyone could help me. I've got a lot of photos on my screen saver which have been deleted on the computer, is there any way I can get them back ie. onto a disc or whatever. I wish I hadn't...
Just watching Bill Oddie watching pond life, he's watching newts at the moment, I was just wondering where the saying p1ssed as a newt came from, as far as I know they don't have any access to...
Hi Lankeela, I left a couple of messages for you on Chatterbank but you obviously didn't see them.All I wanted to know was how you got on with the show? I came up on Sunday night I thought I would...
