.....I got up early, put on my thermals, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential...
Penny was a hard working, conscientious girl, who lived on her own. Her dream in life was to go on an ocean cruise around the world. So she scrimped, and she saved, and she saved, and she scrimped...
A mechanical engineer, chemical engineer, electronic engineer, and software engineer are driving in a car. The car suddenly dies. The mechanical engineer says, "I would suppose that a gear or pulley...
Three Indian women are sitting side by side. The first, sitting on a goatskin, has a son who weighs 170 pounds. The second, sitting on a deerskin, has a son who weighs 130 pounds. The third, seated on...
If a red house is made of red bricks, a blue house made of blue bricks, and a yellow house is made of yellow bricks, what is a green house made of?
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...and orders a martini. This totally amazes the bartender, but he thinks, "What the heck, I guess I might as well make the drink." So he mixes the martini. He then walks back over to the give it to...
Do you have any more animal jokes? As usual I will start off, and see where we go from there: this one you can with friends over a period of time, or until they realise the punchline. Q. How do you...
A Servant Enrolled His Donkey In A Race and Won. . The Local Paper Read : Servants Ass Won. . The King Was So Upset With This Kind Of Publicity That He Ordered The Servant To Get Rid Of The Donkey. ....
