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Who was it?

Who was it said,' Wizz all diss fiddlink und messink about I sink I will get myself a nunnery to going wizz.'
16:04 Tue 19th Aug 20039 answers, last by robber1 17:11 Fri 22nd Aug 2003
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St Catherine

In a quiet corner of out village is a little sign that says St. Catherine's Well. Did anyone know that she'd been ill?
16:29 Mon 18th Aug 20037 answers, last by norman dyson 08:30 Thu 21st Aug 2003
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Title please

I heard a tune on radio yesterday and thought how nice it was. Unfortunately its title was not given out. It went... Lalalala..la..la..lala......laa..laa..laa.laa...lalalalala..la..la laaaa. Perhaps...
13:34 Sun 17th Aug 20039 answers, last by Hahabonk 23:28 Sun 17th Aug 2003
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Mavis's teeth

I am really seeking help on behalf of Mavis Clackette. The Over Eighties Nudist Formation Leapfrog Team of the Holmfirth Darby and Joan Club are giving a demonstration next week in Huddersfield (in...
16:31 Sat 16th Aug 20033 answers, last by woofgang 10:40 Wed 20th Aug 2003
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Microsoft Security update

This is NOT a question, it is a WARNING. I have just had , for the third time, an e-mail purporting to be a warning from Microsoft and containing a Security Update attachment. The previous two times I...
11:07 Fri 15th Aug 20033 answers, last by doristwonk 16:09 Fri 15th Aug 2003
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Work

If it takes a man and a half a week and a half to work a fortnight, how many bags of flour will it take, and will the paint be dry enough to use it afterwards?
10:50 Fri 15th Aug 200318 answers, last by robber1 20:53 Sun 17th Aug 2003
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Connection to internet

When I try to go online (either O.E. or IE6) about 60 percent of the time I get all the usual dial tones and handshake followed by finding my user name and password, followed in turn by an apparent...
18:06 Thu 14th Aug 20031 answer, last by drochit 01:40 Fri 15th Aug 2003
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Distance to London

If I were to set off now how far is it to London?
11:43 Thu 14th Aug 200321 answers, last by football 07:31 Sun 24th Aug 2003
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Internet connection

When I try to go online (either O.E. or IE6) about 60 percent of the time I get all the usual dial tones and handshake followed by finding my user name and password, followed in turn by an apparent...
20:25 Wed 13th Aug 20031 answer, last by snitter 12:08 Sun 01st Aug 2004
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Spinach

Is it true that there is enough goodness in spinach for a family of four?
18:15 Tue 12th Aug 20038 answers, last by Janetex 01:42 Mon 18th Aug 2003
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Rubber glove

Chip pan Recently whilst cleaning out the sediment from the bottom of the chip pan (electric of course) I found a rubber glove that we had lost about eighteen months ago. The problem that faces me now...
16:38 Mon 11th Aug 20037 answers, last by nifty 00:20 Tue 19th Aug 2003
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God save the pope

It has just been announced that the pope has been praying to God (who else would he pray to?) for rain. Now if God can control the weather, and does so , why should he do what the pope wants rather...
13:11 Sun 10th Aug 200312 answers, last by robber1 13:28 Mon 11th Aug 2003
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Morphy Richards

I have been going to buy a good Morphy Richards for years but have never really known what size would suit me best. Can anyone help, please. Also what should I expect to pay for a good one?
20:46 Sat 09th Aug 20038 answers, last by doristwonk 15:57 Mon 11th Aug 2003
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Poodle

I was eating a pork pie at the bus stop when a woman walked past with a poodle. The dog stopped, cocked its leg up and peed down my leg whilst staring up at my pork pie. I said to the woman 'I think...
20:42 Sat 09th Aug 20039 answers, last by Hahabonk 18:53 Sat 16th Aug 2003
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Chip pan

Recently whilst cleaning out the sediment from the bottom of the chip pan (electric of course) I found a rubber glove that we had lost about eighteen months ago. Do you think that it might of effected...
20:14 Sat 09th Aug 20033 answers, last by ThaMan 10:00 Mon 11th Aug 2003
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Who said

Who was it said ' Free speech is only as free as that silly little self opinionated prat will allow?'
20:05 Sat 09th Aug 20033 answers, last by doristwonk 20:12 Fri 15th Aug 2003

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