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abstibus

Bathroom scales

Has anyone any recommendations from personal experience? I would prefer digital. Many thanks...
11:00 Fri 01st Jul 201110 answers, last by annemollie 07:07 Tue 05th Jul 2011
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Jemisa

Quote of the day...

Quote of the day: 'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries , she'll...
15:13 Thu 09th Jun 20116 answers, last by craft1948 15:22 Thu 09th Jun 2011
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D143237G

Son living at home

My 29 year old son has moved back in with his mother and I following splitting up with his wife. I do not know how much he earns but it is not a great wage and has various debts and maintenance to pay...
11:29 Tue 07th Jun 201120 answers, last by Prudie 20:08 Sun 12th Jun 2011
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Jemisa

The Cab Driver...

A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi at a Bradford cab rank. The Indian driver opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab. "What's wrong with you...
22:39 Thu 12th May 20114 answers, last by Jemisa 21:29 Fri 13th May 2011
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D143237G

Missing the point

I have noticed over the past few weeks that there are hardly any jokes printed on AB that I have not heard before many many times or even worse ones that were posted only a few days before being...
15:37 Tue 15th Mar 201116 answers, last by Loobylou68 00:09 Thu 24th Nov 2016
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marval

Stand

Two show stallions are arguing over who should take best of breed. The first says, “I’ll grant you are the closest I have ever seen to my equal, but my legs are just a bit straighter than...
18:51 Mon 10th Jan 20113 answers, last by AB Editor 17:53 Tue 11th Jan 2011
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Jemisa

Love this one!

Love this one! An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the...
16:32 Mon 10th Jan 20119 answers, last by flump1 17:02 Wed 12th Jan 2011
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jd_1984

Amoxicillin and Paracetemol

Is it ok to take paracetemol if on a course of amoxicillin?
14:57 Wed 05th Jan 201126 answers, last by bubbleburster 11:56 Thu 13th Jan 2011
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pantonsteve

help with a few clues please!

remove coarseness,move hothead away s?f? (is this either sift or soft?) bounder in royal lady's clutches found on the road m???d?? there isn't any sense in being this i?i?t?? hide in africa ??r???o on...
09:25 Tue 17th Aug 201014 answers, last by pantonsteve 10:59 Tue 17th Aug 2010
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Nosha123

off sick today with cold - boss said go to Docs!!

My Boss - as lovely as he is - isnt always the most understanding when you call in sick. I went home early last Thurs feeling rough and struggled through work on Friday - been rough all weekend and...
10:40 Mon 09th Aug 20108 answers, last by jno 11:56 Mon 09th Aug 2010
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mollykins

ocd of evenness

Is it possible I have OCD about things being even and in patterns? These are some of the things I do; # If I rub my tongue round a tooth etc, I have to do it again the other way. # I painted stencils...
12:10 Thu 22nd Jul 201061 answers, last by Jenna1978 20:13 Thu 22nd Jul 2010
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2gbmum

Clean, funny variation of 'do bears ---- in the woods' please

Anyone got a clean but funny alternative to the saying "Do bears **** in the woods' as a reply to an obvious question. thanks...
12:06 Thu 17th Jun 201011 answers, last by swedeheart 21:16 Thu 17th Jun 2010
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hammerman

Problem

Here's the story. Best mate is a plumber but does lots of other stuff and has helped me out round the house no end....he's a real gem. He's also not short of a few quid...his wife works full time and...
13:22 Fri 11th Jun 201012 answers, last by tamborine 05:57 Sat 12th Jun 2010
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keelson01

IS THERE A TIME LINE FOR SAYING "I LOVE YOU????"

My boyfriend and I have been together for a bit over a year now. We live together and I could not ask for a better man. He shows me love and affection always. He tells me I am beautiful every single...
20:24 Tue 25th May 20107 answers, last by piggynose 23:50 Wed 02nd Jun 2010
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sman

Girlfriend tells me there will come a time when she will become attracted to another man

I am currently in a serious relationship with my girlfriend. We live together and are getting ready to move into a new place and have even discussed marriage. What I am unable to accept is that she...
04:31 Tue 25th May 201021 answers, last by stephen26 20:12 Mon 31st May 2010
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cookiemonsterxox

does he like me? (i understand it's long.):

okay, so i had this conversation with my best guy friend, whom of which i like: me: Okayokay. I'm tired of the secret. If you SWEAR that you won't freak out, die, ignore me, avoid me, etc, then i'll...
04:57 Thu 20th May 201025 answers, last by craft1948 14:48 Thu 20th May 2010
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owllady

Musicals

Name of a musical----F.O.T.R. (7,2,3,4) Thanks for any help
14:53 Wed 19th May 20103 answers, last by owllady 15:00 Wed 19th May 2010
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angel12

bananas......

is it ok to let dogs eat bananas? missy jusy nicked a peice that fell on the floor. i know they are not supposed to eat onions and garlic .i found out the hard way....
14:50 Wed 19th May 20105 answers, last by Gazza61 14:02 Thu 20th May 2010
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Tia_123

Gve me another suggetsion?

HI i m 23 yearz old...i have some black spots on my back as well as on chest....bcz i had an acne prob n the acne left dese spots...my doctor prescribed me 2 take bath wid any gud anti fungus soap n...
13:46 Wed 19th May 201027 answers, last by pastafreak 18:28 Wed 19th May 2010
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Simply_Lea

What should I do?

I started work the other day and I met this guy who works with me. He's really amazing and sweet. When I'd finished work I started walking home and he left work early and came to find me so he could...
12:37 Mon 26th Apr 201081 answers, last by beryl100able 20:00 Thu 13th May 2010

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