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Jemisa

Baby Names....

A pregnant woman from Colchester was involved in a car accident and, while in hospital, she fell into a coma. When she awoke a week later, the woman noticed that she was no longer carrying a child,...
12:29 Mon 15th Apr 20136 answers, last by AlwaysConfused 11:26 Wed 17th Apr 2013
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starone

Here Is Another 'difference'

COMPLETE AND FINISHED No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words. In a recently held linguistic competition held in London, England, and attended...
11:56 Tue 16th Apr 20134 answers, last by chiragm984 11:19 Wed 17th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

Dinner Invitation...

A man invites his friend back home for dinner. The wife screams at him... "I've not done my hair, not done my make-up, not done any housework, not done the dishes & can't be bothered with cooking!...
12:22 Tue 16th Apr 20136 answers, last by starone 23:52 Wed 17th Apr 2013
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Jemisa

The Wedding Prank....

When Michel was getting married, his three friends - an electrician, a carpenter, and a dentist, decided to play a prank which is customary. The electrician said he knew exactly what he was going to...
00:41 Fri 22nd Mar 20132 answers, last by chiragm984 08:19 Fri 22nd Mar 2013
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excelsior-1

Good Advice?

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake. I feel better already....
02:50 Fri 22nd Mar 20133 answers, last by chiragm984 08:16 Fri 22nd Mar 2013
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Jemisa

Why??...

Why... do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds when they already know you're broke? Why is it that when...
23:57 Wed 20th Mar 20138 answers, last by albaqwerty 16:49 Thu 21st Mar 2013
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cupid04

Corny Pick Up Lines.

1] There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take them off you. 2] Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes. 3] That's a nice blouse. Can I talk you out of it? 4]If I could...
01:48 Wed 20th Mar 201313 answers, last by chiragm984 09:15 Thu 21st Mar 2013
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Jemisa

A Goodnight Joke....

Enjoy........... A man checks into his hotel on a business trip and, feeling a bit lonely, he thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone box's when you're calling for a cab. He...
01:13 Sun 17th Mar 20139 answers, last by chiragm984 09:57 Wed 20th Mar 2013
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Jemisa

O.m.g.

An old man went to a beach and saw a sexy girl in a bikini. he went up to her and asked her"can i feel your sexy,boobs?" The girl said, "no way, get away from me old man." The bloke said," twenty...
01:23 Wed 20th Mar 20137 answers, last by marval 17:12 Wed 20th Mar 2013
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CailinDeas

40 Years Of Marriage..

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For...
01:28 Sun 13th Jan 20135 answers, last by chiragm984 12:45 Tue 19th Mar 2013
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Smowball

The Loving Husband.

A man had two of the best tickets for the FA Cup Final. He sits down and soon another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No", he says, "the seat is empty." "This...
17:10 Mon 18th Mar 201314 answers, last by tonyav 12:59 Mon 08th Apr 2013
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Smowball

Cups Of Tea - How Many?

Just wondering how many cups of tea(or coffee) you normally drink a day? I was speaking to a woman the other day who said she has up to 30 cups a day!! That seems a ridiculously high amount. I dont...
10:21 Mon 18th Mar 201353 answers, last by 00Lisa00 04:58 Thu 21st Mar 2013
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AB Editor

In which division are the team you support in?

10:45 Fri 11th Feb 201131 answers, last by chiragm984 10:31 Mon 18th Mar 2013
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lindylou16

With Australia having its first female Prime Minister...

My husband wants to knowwould just like to know, how is she going to run the country from the kitchen?
12:08 Fri 25th Jun 20101 answer, last by chiragm984 09:57 Mon 18th Mar 2013
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fraser

Separated

me and my wife recently separated a week ago, how did other people react,some days are hard others ok. any advice. i seem to be drinking more.
20:30 Sun 03rd Mar 20139 answers, last by skycarey1 14:58 Sun 31st Mar 2013
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foREVerA7X

Should My Girlfriend Be Hanging Out With Other Guys? Help?

So my girlfriend of 9 months just got a a part time job....well..about 2 months ago. She got a job at Hooters so she's surrounded by perverts all day. She also goes to an automotive engineering...
06:44 Sat 16th Mar 201327 answers, last by Sharingan 12:59 Sun 17th Mar 2013

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