A bloke says to his wife "my @rsehole is really burning and I've no idea what it is"."ring sting" his wife says.The bloke replies "how the feck will he know"?
I am quite a sport loving person (except boxing) but I am having trouble getting excited about it. I'm sure I will when it begins but it may as well be thousands of miles away rather than in this...
I had foil half head highlights about 4 weeks ago. My natural colour is dark brown and now i have golden highlights which I quite like but rather than go back to the hairdressers for a root colour was...
I had an arguement with my girlfriend and ended up ripping up her important paperwork which really upset her. Im due in court in 3 weeks and i am pleading guity to criminal damage, but my ex accused...
