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bradycat
Can't believe it....i got the sack today on my first day at work as a cricket commentator. My opening gambit was, "i don't want to bore you with the details,...
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joggerjayne
Is it too late for a game of "I've Never ..."? Or is it too early? Say something you've never done. You only score if everyone else HAS done it. If there is anyone else who has also never...
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ll_billym
When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream then put a cherry on my head... Yes, life was tough in the gateaux....
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bradycat
Initially, i came on here to find the answers to crossword puzzles (namely the MOS - thanks Lie-in-King et al) and then i found that i could give answers to people's questions as well (only once,...
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4getmenot
before I have to bang your heads together!! What the hell is going on tonight with everyone arguing like 10 year olds!! I'm right, you're wrong, he said that, she said that. Aaaaaarrrrgh, can people...
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bradycat
Or does anyone else think Stephen Fry is a bit of a fraud. Having watched QI earlier it reminded me of a comment my mate once said to me - 'isn't he a genius?' Whilst i don't doubt that he is...
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ilovemarkb
how do i get an avatar for my profile pic
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bobjugs12
What would you people advise to alleviate boredom till Top Gear tonight. I'm trying to avoid contact with my family as much as humanly possible as they get right on my tits! I may go onto News and try...
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bradycat
.......to my best mates and neighbours K and S who have just had their first child, baby E who came in at a whopping 8lb+........ K came came round tonight all proud and overjoyed (E is a girl: any...
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marval
A cartoonist has been found dead in home. Details of his death are sketchy.
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marval
An antelope was asked to go to a dance. She bought a new dress and necklace for the dance. Then she had her horns and hooves done. Since she lived alone, she struggled to dress herself. Running late,...
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plumster
who sings this lovely uplifting tune...only words i can remember are " feeling alive again"... help.....
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Donald-P
Or do we just silently fade into oblivion till there's nobody left? Either way ill do one for tonight! Goodnight everyone ive had a fab time and it was great meeting all of you....
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bradycat
I'd just like to say to the old man on crutches wearing a camouflage jacket who stole my wallet earlier today you can hide................. but you can't run...
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zabado
What about the Irish wolf hound sat by the fire chewing a bone. When the dog stood up it's leg dropped off.
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bradycat
i phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet and i received a long-necked goat it appears i phoned up Dial-a-Llama...
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marval
Ever noticed how deleting one word after the other in a sentence can lead to a nice story? Here's an example: Oh John please don't touch me at all Oh John please don't touch me Oh John please don't...
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zabado
Paddy took his gold fish to the vets and told him that it keeps having epileptic fits. The vet said "well it looks alright to me" Paddy said "wait a minute and I'll take it out of it's...
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CAJ1
What is your favourite film and why? Need a good DVD for the weekend!...
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lauralane
in french how do I say "shall we go downstairs" many thanks

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