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A dog is truly man's best friend .Not convinced ?. Put your dog and your wife in the boot of your car for an hour , When you open it see who's happy to see you .
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.... listen to my music on Windows Media Player in another room? This Christmas I want to play the songs on my Windows Media Player in to my conservatory (So I don't have to change the CD's all the...
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I'm starting to think i'm cracking up because everyone i talk to says i'm imagining it ,but surely someone remembers the advert for "Southerlands Spread" Where the kid has such sensitive taste buds...
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A man is sat in a restaurant and gets hit on the back of the head with a prawn cocktail .He looks round and a bloke says "and that's just for f**king starters.
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Written on a condom machine ..... Buy me & stop one
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A man visits the doctors and complains he has hereditary diarrhoea .The doctor says diarrhoea is'nt hereditary .The man says well it's in my jeans .
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Anyone who says onions are the only vegetable that makes you cry has never been hit in the face with a turnip.
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Whats the difference between a buffalo and a bison ?. Ans....You cant wash your hands in a buffalo.
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Not meaning to bring bad luck on ourselves, we say "touch wood". Why?

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