A doctor enters into a patient's room and informs the patient that he has good news and bad news. He then asks the patient which news he would like to hear. The patient responds, "Doctor, give me...
Apparently Truro Police station have had a theft over the weekend, an inside job one may say, of all of the toilets in both the men's and women's. The Chief Inspector commented to the Press:...
The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death. A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on...
My husband keeps telling me that I’m too organised. Well he’s not my husband yet but he will be in two years. Skinny Jeans. For guys who took "I got in her pants" the wrong way....
I've had a letter delivered to me by mistake and the address on the front is 10059799117 High Street, I'm just curious how you would say this figure.
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On my local Beeb radio last night there was a phone-in to match the answers given in the Spotify survey of 2,000 Brits between the ages of 18-91 (there was an even gender split). Try falling asleep...
1d english playwright roots and chips with everything . wesker? 14a customised graphical user interface on mobile phone etc. icon? have i gone wrong, one is spelled with a k and the other with a c....
i'm waiting for my reservation of Lost Light to come to my local library. In the meantime, i do have some other Michael Connelly that someone has given me: The Brass Verdict and The Lincoln Lawyer. I...
Just can't see this one: 7a Encroached forcibly (7,2). I have -U-C-E- I-. The only one I can see is 'Punched in', but it doesn't seem right. Not certain about the C; it comes from Countered for 'spoke...
10a die at religious festival (8) ?e???v?r 16a two small states put on large railway competition (7) ?i?n?r? 2d old contest only about love (5) ?o??? 20d shrewd girl in outskirts of city (5) ?a?n?...
9a camera accessory --d---g-e---- (4,5,4)
3d business activities d---s--- (8)
16d be a success -o-a- (2,3)
13d charming, confident -----a-r (8)
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A big Scotsman in a kilt says " Hey Mary put your hand up ma kilt ". So she does and pulls her hand down again saying "Oooo Jock it's gruesome" Jock says " I lassie, put it up...
