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emmie

Hp Ink Cartridges

finally have a new printer which takes HP 301, two cartridge, black, colour i don't want to mess about getting others that might work with the printer, as did that with other printer and it stopped...
16:35 Fri 09th May 201414 answers, last by Wak 12:32 Sun 11th May 2014
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Bramleyboy

Lost Radio Code For Car.

In 2002 we bought our VW Cabrio in Austria as it was a bit cheaper. This year while we were in Spain we came back to a completely flat battery. Problem is, my wife cannot find the code to unlock the...
17:56 Thu 08th May 201411 answers, last by prabha 05:51 Tue 01st Jul 2014
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snags

Strange Stain On Shower Curtain...

About half way up. No idea how it got there. How to get rid please?
15:48 Tue 22nd Apr 201418 answers, last by berniecuddles 17:54 Wed 23rd Apr 2014
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marval

Indecent Act

While leading a party of Girl Scouts through the woods in silent Indian fashion, the troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple were engaged in an indecent act. "Back ladies,...
18:43 Wed 02nd Apr 20146 answers, last by Peaspeculiars 20:41 Wed 02nd Apr 2014
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marval

What Are You?

A gnome is in the garden busily destroying some bushes when a house cat appears. "What are you?" asks the cat. "A gnome," comes the reply. "I steal food from humans, I kill their plants, I make...
16:54 Tue 01st Apr 20141 answer, last by berniecuddles 16:59 Tue 01st Apr 2014
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grumpy01

T20 Cricket

England eliminated from T20 after a great effort to chase down the South African total.Somebody needs to ask who keeps selecting Jade Dernbach who isn't really good enough to play county cricket let...
18:40 Sat 29th Mar 20143 answers, last by jim360 18:49 Sat 29th Mar 2014
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Peaspeculiars

Twin Trouble....

A mate of mine has just admitted he's been sleeping with his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"...
22:47 Fri 28th Mar 201419 answers, last by DTCwordfan 23:15 Fri 28th Mar 2014
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Prudie

Rooney's Goal Yesterday

All the papers are going on about Rooney's amazing goal yesterday from behind the halfway line but BBC, Sky news etc only show a collection of stills, video clips of after match talk but not the goal...
11:19 Sun 23rd Mar 201415 answers, last by piggynose 18:56 Mon 24th Mar 2014
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queenofmean

Well....

Had a fabulous weekend and came down to earth with a wee bump today as it's one of my final driving lessons today. I'm happy and excited and a bit more focused I think...
12:07 Mon 17th Mar 201432 answers, last by queenofmean 18:08 Mon 17th Mar 2014
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marval

Another Poem

Since the girl couldn't type, she was fired; And asked to explain why she was hired. "The executive's dong Is only four inches long. I thought shorthand was all he required"...
17:44 Thu 13th Feb 20144 answers, last by excelsior-1 17:57 Thu 13th Feb 2014
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mrs_overall

Valentines Day

I think Valentines Day is a load of tosh and cannot see the point in it. Does spending a small fortune on overpriced flowers and a slushy card mean anything? If you love someone you make the effort...
10:52 Tue 11th Feb 201450 answers, last by mrs_overall 00:50 Wed 12th Feb 2014
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Spoonboy

Getting Fro A To Z

Hello ABers one and all. In the spirit of the new year can you think of 2014 words, starting from the letter A right through to Z? A plethora of Spoonies are up for grabs to the winner. Have fun...
20:47 Fri 17th Jan 2014126 answers, last by cupid04 17:43 Sat 18th Jan 2014
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koolaidman333

What Should My Gang Name Be?

What should my name be,I love knives,I'm Irish,tuff,tactical,daring, i like fighting,quiet,funny,and live a double life kinda.I look mean but im nice,and I like smoking dat good.any names would help!
06:10 Tue 14th Jan 20142 answers, last by koolaidman333 06:27 Tue 14th Jan 2014
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DrFilth

Droylsden - Very Serious Discussion

will we win a game in the league this season anyone can answer...
13:00 Wed 08th Jan 201411 answers, last by Gromit 18:09 Sat 11th Jan 2014
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DrFilth

Love To Stroke Pussy

then in london this is the place to visit and plans are in place to open one in manchester http://metro.co.uk/2013/09/11/cat-cafe-set-to-open-in-shoreditch-after-securing-planning-permission-3958894/...
11:51 Wed 08th Jan 201430 answers, last by jomifl 10:04 Thu 09th Jan 2014
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excelsior-1

Caption Competition, December 18

http://www.gablescinema.com/files/SFH-TheFreshman-content.jpg...
05:26 Wed 18th Dec 201311 answers, last by DaisyNonna 12:57 Wed 18th Dec 2013
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Saturday..quiet outside no gales yet ! Hope all is well where you are ! Xx
06:41 Sat 14th Dec 2013166 answers, last by Slapshot 09:37 Sat 14th Dec 2013
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marval

Was This Sqad?

A young man was standing in the middle of a street and shouting. The young man shouted "Call me a doctor. Call me a doctor." A passer-by anxiously asked him. "What's the matter with you? Are you...
20:47 Mon 09th Dec 20138 answers, last by Khandro 11:16 Tue 07th Jan 2014
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excelsior-1

From America

Brad, a local beachgoer, couldn't even get a second look from any of the girls on the beach. So he headed over to the lifeguard tower to see if the lifeguard had any advice for him. "Dude, it's...
13:22 Mon 26th Aug 20137 answers, last by berniecuddles 18:11 Mon 26th Aug 2013
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Jemisa

Show Us Your....

One day a man walks up to a beautiful woman working in a library. “I’ll bet you three hundred quid that by this time tomorrow your nipples will be gone” The woman is completely shocked and...
12:30 Sat 03rd Aug 201313 answers, last by marval 13:31 Sat 03rd Aug 2013

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