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Is That Your Monkey

A man walks into a bar and says to the Barman ' give us a pint,- and a half for my friend here' The barman looks over the bar and sees a monkey on the other side . 'That's a Monkey' , says the barman...
14:58 Thu 04th Sep 20144 answers, last by Pooka1950 15:03 Thu 04th Sep 2014
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Driver Or Passenger

If a passenger in a vehicle is not wearing a seatbelt and vehicle is stopped by the police - who will be fined - the driver or the passenger ?
16:26 Wed 03rd Sep 20144 answers, last by ToraToraTora 09:17 Thu 04th Sep 2014
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Hubby Out In The Cold

"Holly, do you talk to your husband when you are having passionate sex?" Asked Mary. "No, why would I make a phone call like that when I am doing something important?" Replies Holly....
13:14 Wed 03rd Sep 2014
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Woman Of The Year

Woman of the year ? - hmmm - what was the criteria then ? http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/men-of-the-year/home/moty-2014/kim-kardashian-woman-gq-men-of-the-year-awards-2014...
11:48 Wed 03rd Sep 201423 answers, last by Scrivens 21:12 Wed 03rd Sep 2014
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Gear Procedure

Prompted by another thread - i will post afresh cos i dont know how often people re-vist threads . My question is - is it doing any harm to the engine or other parts if for example you are approaching...
15:58 Tue 02nd Sep 201418 answers, last by TWR 09:03 Wed 03rd Sep 2014
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What A Relief

A statue of a man and a statue of a woman stood looking at each other for hundreds of years out in a park. One day a wizard, feeling sorry for the statues, brought them to life for 30 minutes. Right...
14:50 Tue 02nd Sep 20141 answer, last by marval 17:24 Tue 02nd Sep 2014
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Hand Brake On ?

The doc told a guy that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it." He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it....
14:32 Tue 02nd Sep 20144 answers, last by Old_Geezer 17:57 Tue 02nd Sep 2014
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Superglue On Lenses

Accidentally got superglue on spectacle lens . Wipe it off , however it left a semi- transparent patch . Is there any product that can get rid of the patch , or is it now engrained into the lens...
12:27 Mon 01st Sep 201428 answers, last by Hopkirk 22:47 Mon 01st Sep 2014
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Nip And Tuck

As you get older would you / have you considered a liitle nip & tuck , here and there - or do you think you should grow old gracefully ?...
17:24 Fri 29th Aug 201419 answers, last by gness 18:10 Fri 29th Aug 2014
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Still There

Went past this car again - would you beleive that it has been parked there for the last 40 + years in that condition ?...
15:11 Fri 29th Aug 201431 answers, last by Scrivens 21:09 Tue 02nd Sep 2014
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In Public

Is your front garden classed as ' in public ' ?
13:34 Wed 27th Aug 201435 answers, last by Retrochic 22:00 Fri 29th Aug 2014
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Diuretics

How does Diuretics work - ( i know it makes you want to go more frequently -i.e. increases the production of urine ) but how exactly does it do that ?
15:09 Tue 26th Aug 20148 answers, last by Peter Pedant 17:41 Thu 28th Aug 2014
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University

Little Ms Bazile has been offered a place at university - now confirmed , following her A level results . However , she does not want to do the course any longer , or even that she wants to go to...
13:06 Fri 22nd Aug 20142 answers, last by Peter Pedant 21:55 Fri 22nd Aug 2014
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Back On Track

Now that Mercedes have cleared the air with Hamilton and Rosberg and team orders will no longer be there ; will we now see a fair fight to a conclusion ; and will the 'gods' now stop giving Hamilton a...
18:04 Thu 21st Aug 20141 answer, last by SeaJayPea 01:42 Fri 22nd Aug 2014
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Driving Licence

Are paper driving licences to be widthdrawn soon ?
14:36 Tue 19th Aug 201411 answers, last by Dodger666 18:55 Tue 19th Aug 2014
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Mice

What's the best way to treat a mice problem in a house . Traps , poison , call out a pest control firm ?...
14:17 Tue 19th Aug 201411 answers, last by atalanta 12:40 Wed 20th Aug 2014
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That Was Close !

Have you ever been in any life threatening situations / had a lucky escape ? ( apart from illness ) ?...
12:34 Tue 19th Aug 201438 answers, last by Captin Kirk 23:38 Wed 20th Aug 2014
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Over The Wall

Today, I saw a midget prisoner climbing down the wall of a prison As he turned and sneered at me, I thought , 'that's a little condescending'...
18:16 Mon 18th Aug 20143 answers, last by Bazile 11:34 Tue 19th Aug 2014
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Oh , That's Why

I was wondering why a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets.... then it hit me....
18:09 Mon 18th Aug 20141 answer, last by DTCwordfan 18:15 Mon 18th Aug 2014
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That Reminds Me Of Something

Bit unfortunate - or you never know , it might increase visitor numbers http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-28783990 //Simon Salem, of the Canal and River Trust, said the trust had...
16:45 Fri 15th Aug 20147 answers, last by agchristie 22:25 Fri 15th Aug 2014

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