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ailie

Veiled Intimidation

How would the police/court interpret someone saying that they 'know where you live, know where you work, know everything about you'
21:29 Thu 31st Oct 20136 answers, last by netibiza 08:37 Fri 01st Nov 2013
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ChillDoubt

Newsnight: Baby P Story/sharon Shoesmith

Just starting now. Sounds like it will be interesting and shocking.
23:35 Mon 28th Oct 201345 answers, last by Peter Pedant 16:38 Tue 29th Oct 2013
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frozengal

The Boss

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ''How much is the yellow one?'' The assistant says,...
11:04 Mon 30th Sep 20132 answers, last by askyourgran 21:37 Mon 30th Sep 2013
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mier

How Often

do you log, on look at recent posts and think 'Why did I bother?' I can accept that there are certain times when, for one reason or another, there is little going on. But sometimes I am bewildered....
23:09 Wed 18th Sep 201316 answers, last by Arksided 01:47 Thu 19th Sep 2013
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grasscarp

Ceremony Of The Keys Tower Of London

Last night went to this locking up of the tower of London ceremony. This is 700 years old tradition to which the public are invited. Would recommend to anyone who enjoys history of London. You can...
22:01 Mon 16th Sep 20135 answers, last by askyourgran 22:53 Mon 16th Sep 2013
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Jemisa

The Date...

Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last month, and I wanted to talk with you about him before...
22:57 Wed 14th Aug 20131 answer, last by askyourgran 23:00 Wed 14th Aug 2013
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leahbee

Unexplained Bruises

Could someone please tell me the cause of bruises on my arms. They just seem to appear on my inner arms over night and are quite large. Is this something I should be concerned about or is it just...
14:13 Mon 24th Jun 201318 answers, last by gness 18:25 Mon 24th Jun 2013
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Spoonboy

The Ideal Day Out.

Hi everyone. If money and travel was not an issue, how, and where would you spend your day? For myself, I think that I would have breakfast withn my family on the Island of Santorini looking out onto...
02:31 Wed 22nd May 201327 answers, last by Spoonboy 04:00 Thu 23rd May 2013
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Jemisa

Taxi Drivers...

A woman and her 10 year old son were riding in a taxi inLondon It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under the awnings. "Mum " said the boy, "what are all these women doing? " "They're...
23:10 Thu 02nd May 201310 answers, last by hamzasheraz 17:35 Wed 26th Jun 2019
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Jemisa

In Church On Sunday...

One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. Soon,...
23:15 Mon 08th Apr 20132 answers, last by LochNessMonster 08:41 Tue 09th Apr 2013
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excelsior-1

Spell Chequer

Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar...
17:21 Tue 26th Mar 20136 answers, last by askyourgran 21:42 Wed 27th Mar 2013
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Jemisa

Congratulations...

The Nerd went to the hospital as his wife was having a baby. Upon arriving, The Nurse says "Congratulations sir, Your wife has had quins, 5 big baby boys." The Nerd says, "I'm not surprised, I have a...
15:24 Thu 21st Mar 20136 answers, last by excelsior-1 00:41 Fri 22nd Mar 2013
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excelsior-1

A Russian Couple Were Walking Down The Street

in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining", he said to his wife. "No, that felt more like snow to me", she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said"....
18:35 Thu 31st Jan 201314 answers, last by Smowball 14:35 Sat 23rd Feb 2013
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supapapa

Victoria Plumb Ad

Who is the girl in the bath?
00:23 Tue 22nd Jan 20131 answer, last by askyourgran 00:28 Tue 22nd Jan 2013
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Jemisa

A Middle Aged..

..... man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Boots store and asks where the pharmacy counter is. He is directed to it. When he reaches it, he asks to see the pharmacist. The pharmacist comes to...
23:18 Thu 10th Jan 20137 answers, last by fuidgiusdf 02:57 Fri 11th Jan 2013
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starone

Sliding Down The Banister

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life into 2013 – Remember: The difference between the Pope and your boss is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant...
00:12 Thu 10th Jan 20134 answers, last by marval 19:20 Thu 10th Jan 2013
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belrec

Geminids Tonight

One great thing about this frosty weather is the chance to looka t the stars. I know lots of Abers are night owls, so if you are still up after midnigth tonight then head outside and see one of the...
11:32 Thu 13th Dec 20127 answers, last by belrec 22:28 Thu 13th Dec 2012
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gness

Well! A fairly uneventful trip.....

...for me. We were told we were to be delayed at Derby because of the floods so I went off in search of coffee and sandwiches. Just opened our sandwiches when the delayed train arrived on time. I wish...
17:20 Tue 04th Dec 201284 answers, last by gness 23:51 Tue 04th Dec 2012
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mccfluff

FAO Triggs

where are you my love I miss you i miss your sweaty brow and smelly breath, your green teef and fat bum where are you my love?????...
16:22 Fri 09th Nov 201256 answers, last by askyourgran 21:44 Fri 09th Nov 2012
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jno

Join the Romney Administration!

Here's how to do it: http://tinyurl.com/cmsd8wq Taken from a transition website they forgot to close down when they realised it wasn't going to happen. Click to enlarge and read. Details of President...
21:50 Thu 08th Nov 20128 answers, last by zebo 10:59 Fri 09th Nov 2012

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