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ArrabellaBrass

Elderley

What age do you consider to be elderley? My GP referred to me today as being elderley and I was a bit put out by that....
19:35 Thu 29th Dec 201136 answers, last by Baldric 13:13 Fri 30th Dec 2011
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craft1948

Vive la difference............

Condom factory burns down in France: The ex-Prime Minister of France, is awoken at 4am by the telephone. 'allo, its the Heath Minister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergency...
16:27 Wed 28th Dec 20117 answers, last by venator 19:27 Thu 29th Dec 2011
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SlackAlice

Might be you one day!

An elderly Lady called 999 on her mobile phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the operator: "They've stolen the stereo, the...
18:53 Thu 29th Dec 20113 answers, last by Starbuckone 00:51 Fri 30th Dec 2011
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Hymie

Baby Monitor

My wife asked me to go into town and buy a baby monitor. Unable to find any shops selling one – I bought an iguana instead....
14:16 Thu 29th Dec 201112 answers, last by ArrabellaBrass 18:34 Thu 29th Dec 2011
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Jimbo2

Why is it

when your wife is pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy and say "congratulations" , but none of them rub your willy and say "well done?"
12:43 Thu 29th Dec 20117 answers, last by ArrabellaBrass 18:21 Thu 29th Dec 2011
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tamborine

mums driving licence

A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. 'Mommy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied....
17:40 Thu 29th Dec 20114 answers, last by Starbuckone 00:49 Fri 30th Dec 2011
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Linda51

COOKING FROZEN HOTPOTS

I am making some homemade hotpots to put in the freezer for my daughter while we are away, but what is the best way to cook them, from frozen or defrost them first. Thanks.
12:18 Thu 29th Dec 20119 answers, last by sprinter53 18:05 Thu 29th Dec 2011
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sonrobin3026

Crosswords

This gives us energy. (6 letters) Starting letter "B"
15:55 Thu 29th Dec 20113 answers, last by ArrabellaBrass 16:06 Thu 29th Dec 2011

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