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A conundrum to wake you up

A man is sitting in a pub watching television. He suddenly jumps up and runs home, dashes upstairs, switches on the light and throws himself out of the window. Why?...
09:11 Mon 09th Jan 201225 answers, last by weecalf 23:58 Mon 09th Jan 2012
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The man who used to be PM

'accounts show a company set up by Mr Blair to manage his business affairs paid just £315,000 in tax last year on an income of more than £12 million. In that time, he employed 26 staff and...
14:20 Sun 08th Jan 201212 answers, last by rov1100 16:28 Mon 09th Jan 2012
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M & S flowers

I ordered flowers online as a birthday surprise from M&S and specified the delivery day, but they were delivered early. I want to contact M&S to complain about this - does anyone have a...
13:17 Sun 08th Jan 20126 answers, last by vodkancoke 20:17 Tue 10th Jan 2012
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Poor diplomat

The diplomat with all my money from Col Gadaffi and various lotteries (total in excess of 1 billion dollars) is now at Jacksonville airport. The poor guy must be really weary going from airport to...
13:00 Sun 08th Jan 20124 answers, last by btslimo 09:14 Thu 10th Dec 2015
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Ambiguous headline?

Reporters from Newsnight launched a probe into allegations about inappropriate behaviour by the Jim'll Fix It legend towards schoolgirls just days after his death on October 29. MOS online...
12:10 Sun 08th Jan 201216 answers, last by annemollie 08:31 Mon 09th Jan 2012
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Uncongenial neighbour

I heard last night that he has applied for council tenancy. If he gets it, I feel sorry for his new neighbours. In the meantime, I live in hope. Has anyone else had to put up with a bunch of...
10:14 Fri 06th Jan 201218 answers, last by China Doll 11:41 Fri 06th Jan 2012
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Has anyone ever been 'done' for speeding?

You should all be so lucky: http://www.belfasttel...00-fine-16099351.html...
08:37 Thu 05th Jan 20127 answers, last by flip_flop 09:33 Thu 05th Jan 2012
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Cigarette manufacturers

Is it true that manufacturers have added or removed some chemical from cigarettes so that they go out instead of burning down?
18:16 Tue 03rd Jan 201210 answers, last by craft1948 02:53 Wed 04th Jan 2012
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Mercedes SLK

Can anyone who has or has had an SLK give me their honest opinion? Am researching a new (to me) car. Thanks a lot...
13:30 Tue 03rd Jan 20121 answer, last by Baldric 15:43 Thu 05th Jan 2012
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I can't understand this

I really pigged over Christmas and New Year and feel fatter, especially round the middle. I was seriously thinking of rejoining SW to shift it. However, I weighed myself this morning for the first...
09:59 Tue 03rd Jan 20127 answers, last by jomifl 11:00 Tue 03rd Jan 2012
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A prayer for New Year

Dear God This year, give me a fat wallet and a thin body. Please don't mix them up like you did last year....
08:15 Tue 03rd Jan 20124 answers, last by annemollie 21:23 Tue 03rd Jan 2012
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Anyone else woken by the wind?

Gale howling here at 04.30 - it was so nice to be cosy in bed until my lazy neighbour's bin started bowling along. Atlantic coast - you have to love it or leave it. If you have some time to spare,...
07:49 Tue 03rd Jan 201223 answers, last by annemollie 11:05 Tue 03rd Jan 2012
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Charismatic political leaders (not)

I watched the news last night and wondered if it would be within AB rules to ask for nominations from ABers for the world's least charismatic/least attractive/downright ugly political leaders? Now...
10:28 Fri 30th Dec 201120 answers, last by jake-the-peg 15:35 Fri 30th Dec 2011
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Fr Bill

Does anyone remember him? He claimed to be a clergyman (? vicar) - he could find answers to almost every question, no matter how obscure. How was he unmasked? I missed the denouement, but I have to...
16:45 Wed 28th Dec 20113 answers, last by bednobs 17:54 Wed 28th Dec 2011
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Have you seen this, cat lovers?

It always makes me laugh....
15:59 Wed 28th Dec 20116 answers, last by annadomino 21:04 Wed 28th Dec 2011
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'Sniper' bids

Has anyone any suggestions as to how to frustrate these on e-bay? (I tried to post a question earlier and it disappeared). Thanks...
14:34 Wed 28th Dec 201127 answers, last by B00 19:38 Thu 29th Dec 2011
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Does anyone want to come with me?

I have won 95 million pounds and the diplomat has arrived with my consignment. I wonder if it's the same diplomat who has been waiting at the airport since late October?...
13:21 Sat 24th Dec 20118 answers, last by annemollie 13:16 Thu 29th Dec 2011
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Just in time for Christmas

TWO cold sores. No question!
12:53 Sat 17th Dec 20114 answers, last by annemollie 15:28 Sat 17th Dec 2011
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DT missing sections

The DT has arrived in the local newsagent's but missing all except the news and sports sections. Is there anywhere I can download the GK crossword without signing up to something? Thanks...
12:32 Sat 17th Dec 20114 answers, last by annemollie 15:29 Sat 17th Dec 2011
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Only another six nights

And then the days start to get longer. Or do they?...
20:42 Fri 16th Dec 20115 answers, last by tenrec 21:17 Fri 16th Dec 2011

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