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What Do You...

...call a person who makes songs about sewing machines? A Singer songwriter, or sew it seams...
00:19 Wed 24th Mar 20213 answers, last by Ken4155 00:32 Wed 24th Mar 2021
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I Recently Got In Touch..

..with my inner self. Last time I'll ever buy cheap toilet paper!...
06:59 Sun 06th Dec 20202 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:36 Sun 06th Dec 2020
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I Just..

..walked through a spiders web. It wasn't one of those spider webs that entangle you, it was a spider web that was really fine and just clung to you. After wiping it away from my face I wondered if...
07:15 Sat 05th Dec 202054 answers, last by Arksided 12:29 Sat 05th Dec 2020
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Why Is It...

...No questions appear here?
09:07 Sat 07th Nov 20207 answers, last by Mamyalynne 16:32 Mon 09th Nov 2020
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If Aliens Landed In America

https://9gag.com/gag/aj9vOwQ...
08:42 Sat 07th Nov 20203 answers, last by marval 15:54 Sat 07th Nov 2020
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Hello Early Birds..

.. It's been awhile since I've beaten Boaty to the podium. How is everyone?...
05:31 Fri 06th Nov 2020112 answers, last by emmie 09:12 Fri 06th Nov 2020
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I've Recently Been Reading About...

...NASA attempting to launch their first ever all female space exploration team. Excellent. Was my first reaction. But then I thought who's going to read the map?...
07:48 Fri 16th Oct 20206 answers, last by 1ozzy 08:08 Fri 16th Oct 2020
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If One Day You

woke up as the other gender, what would you do?
06:07 Wed 07th Oct 202049 answers, last by mallyh 10:53 Thu 08th Oct 2020
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I Hope....

..... nobody finds this post offensive.https://ibb.co/fCJYwNB...
05:12 Tue 07th Jul 202011 answers, last by Ellipsis 11:17 Tue 07th Jul 2020
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Adds A Whole New Meaning To..

..pulled pork. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8314315/Hundreds-pigs-milked-semen-Australia.html...
06:56 Thu 14th May 202022 answers, last by johnny.5 18:39 Thu 14th May 2020
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I'm Hoping That

I get infected Covid 19 Because then government may start paying me to do what I've always tried to do. Avoid idiots that panic buy while spreading diseases....
06:55 Tue 17th Mar 202011 answers, last by Theland 07:17 Tue 17th Mar 2020
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If A Lady...

..made a dramatic scene concerning a problem in her pelvic area would it be classed as ovary acting?...
07:16 Mon 17th Feb 20205 answers, last by marval 18:52 Mon 17th Feb 2020
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Canberra Times Cryptic

11d) Pianist ignoring the bass clef? (5-7)...
01:56 Thu 13th Feb 20203 answers, last by 1ozzy 02:14 Thu 13th Feb 2020
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A Song For Brexit

There are a few that come to my mind. Feel free to post your own. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8StG4fFWHqg...
08:12 Tue 10th Sep 201940 answers, last by lankeela 18:36 Tue 10th Sep 2019
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If I Was A Moderator..

.. Every now and then I would close an innocuous thread. Just to keep the conspiracy theories alive and humming. After all, AB needs [i]click[i] traffic to pay the bills....
06:30 Thu 05th Sep 201941 answers, last by 1ozzy 11:25 Thu 05th Sep 2019
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Are Americans...

... really that stupid that they can't find a way to take firearms from the mentally deficient (or stop them owning them in the first place) or are they all rowing the same boat? Yeah, I know, it's...
09:09 Sun 01st Sep 201945 answers, last by Zacs-Master 11:31 Sun 01st Sep 2019
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Who's

sleeping?
04:40 Fri 26th Jul 201912 answers, last by 1ozzy 05:25 Tue 06th Aug 2019
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Going Driveabout In A Few Days Time

Nephew is getting married. 1800 kms away. Quite looking forward to it even though I hate weddings. I've promised family and friends I'll behave while I'm there ;-/...
03:23 Fri 05th Jul 201929 answers, last by 1ozzy 08:07 Sat 06th Jul 2019
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Hello

How are you?
03:54 Thu 27th Jun 201919 answers, last by waterboatman 05:59 Thu 27th Jun 2019

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