Do Many Men Wear White Polo Shirts?

[gness]

Only a chap has invited me to meet him at the Bat Conference and that is the only description he's given me.

Remembering the look of fright on the face of the stranger in a pub whose bottom I patted thinking he was Redman (Rowan's fault).....how many bottoms am I in danger of patting before meeting the right chap?

Gx

[sunny-dave]

I have a white polo shirt - it even has a Guinness logo ...

... unfortunately it also has a red wine stain right in the middle at the front, despite me deploying a vast army of chemicals to remove said stain :(

I shall wear black for red wine bibbing from now on.

[gness]

Oh Dave..... :-(.....shall I introduce you to my collection of Ann Summer's bibs?....x

[sunny-dave]

Thanks gness - but I'm more of an Agent Provocateur man, myself ...

[Psybbo]

Smothered in butter, mmm
Hi Sloopy, good to see you xx

[gness]

Gosh, Dave....every day brings a new surprise!....x

[humbersloop]

an' you Sibs ;x)

[sunny-dave]

Hi sloopy - nice to varder your jolly old eke :)

[sunny-dave]

Heloo Sibs too - how's the racing going - any good investments this week?

[paddywak]

I've some old Polo shirts that anybody can have,provided they don't mind being pestered all night by people thinking they're the reincarnation of Demis Roussos.

[Psybbo]

Disaster, Dave, PP's got my pennies:-(

[humbersloop]

And fantabulosa to varda your bijou bod as well, moped boy

Sibs, the racing form is the divvil's picture book, for sure

[gness]

Oooo..room for two to snuggle up in then, Paddy?..x

[Psybbo]

Tip, watch out for a horse called Zubera, trained by Ger Lyons

[DTCwordfan]

My tip is 'Limpalong,' a three-legged donkey running in the Arnside Steaks with a view to qualifying for the Blackpool BBQ Bonanza, to be run in Lytham St Annes up the 18th of the golf course.