Kermit's New Girlfriend.

[tonyav]

I can't believe it, Kermit the frog has split from Miss Piggy and now has a new girlfriend called Denise.
http://www.people.com/article/muppets-kermit-frog-new-girlfriend-miss-piggy-break-up

[ladyalex]

That Denise is a bad lot....look at those eyes....gold-diggers eyes if ever there were.
No good will come of this for Kermit.

[tonyav]

gness
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Look here, Tony.....one bad experience with a redhead is no reason to mistrust us all......
You and I had a pint together.....did anything go wrong?.....Did you leave bemused and harmed?.......☺


More than one, gness.
Did I leave bemused and harmed, well the shrink say's I'll be ok if I keep taking the tablets and the physio say's my ankle should be alright in about 5 years give or take another 5 years.

[naomi24]

It won't last. I foresee pork scratchings!

[tonyav]

Or chops from Miss Piggy.

[whiskeryron]

will Denise (& for that matter Miss Piggy) be accepted by our Jewish & Muslim friends ?

[tonyav]

Mmmmm, now that puts a new slant on it, ron.

[DTCwordfan]

any new pig would have to be a Gloucester to embrace both white (pink) and black representation....

[aelmpvw]

he's a heartless philanderous frog, miss piggy was his girlfriend for over fifty years so i don't expect wedding bells any time soon

[tonyav]

I think Kermit doesn't like to rush into things though, aelmpvw. I wonder if he has had the engagement ring back from Miss Piggy.

[cupid04]

He's probably still sitting half-way -up the stairs...