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[bobtheturkey]

I once plunged two fingers into a lukewarm mug of tea made by Tetley to rescue the remains of a figroll I had overdunked, I hope this has sufficiently impressed the females in the hope I can attract a mate....

[tonyav]

Yeah but Hans I like mine strong.

[askyourgran]

So anne is the official chatterbank tealady

[shoota]

I think AnneAsquith is spot on. Full stop.

[anneasquith]

so do I tony ....................

[tonyav]

Do you fancy the job then, anne ?.

[shoota]

She makes my barrels smoke.....

[anneasquith]

OOFT .

[tonyav]

So I see, shoota ;-)

[DaisyNonna]

Tea is undrinkable

[tonyav]

Righto, one bucket of coffee coming up for Daisy.

[DaisyNonna]

Thanks Tony but only drink one mug of coffee each day

[tonyav]

A bucketful will last you ages then, Daisy. If it's gone cold just nuke it in the microwave for a minute.