Al Murray

[mikey4444]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-31870691

I know its a bit of a forlorn hope, but I really, really, hope this chap wins in South Thanet !

"I'm a true British man - I neither cry nor weigh myself on scales. Those are my values," he said.

Priceless !

[Svejk]

Rest easy, baldric. The Labour candidate begged for Blair's toxic £1,000 hand-out. But they wouldn't waste it on him.