Them Women Drivers. Grrrr
This morning on the motorway,
I looked over to my right and there was a
Woman
In a brand new VW Golf !!
Doing 90mph
With her face up next to her
Rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away
For a couple seconds
And when I looked back she was
Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on her makeup.
As a man,
I don't scare easily..
But she scared me so much I dropped
My electric shaver,
Which knocked
The sausage roll
Out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying
To straighten my car
Using my knees against The steering wheel,
It knocked
My Mobile phone
Away from my ear
Which fell
Into the coffee
Between my legs,
Which splashed
And burned
"Big Jim and the Twins",
Ruined the phone,
Soaked my trousers,
And disconnected an
Important call.
BLOODY Women Drivers!!