Chat up lines

[Dan Glebitts]

Whats the worst or funnies chatup line youve ever heard? How about 'if i were a fly, id be all over you 'cos your the sh*t'

[Rubyrose]

Worst one I ever heard? "Ding dong"...... Worked though ;o)

[alijangra]

They are all as bad as each other. I HATE chat up lines they are soooo cheesy!!!

[Dan Glebitts]

wheres that from. I saw it on a film or something, cant remember though. Laughed my f**kin' socks off and couldn't stop myself impersonating it....Ding Dong...ding dong....oh no look what you done..ding dong...i'll be at this all day now.

[Rubyrose]

That James Hewitt says it. He was saying it in that Reality program a couple of years back! But I heard it from someone else. ;o)

[alijangra]

Is it not Paddy from Pheonix Nights?

[SaxyJag]

Guy I used to work with gatecrashed his neighbours New Year's Eve party and chatted up 'a very lovely lady' wih the line, "I wish you were a drum, 'cause then I could bang you all night."

He was drunk, of course. He found out the following day (when he went round to apologise) that she was his neighbour's mother!!

[Dan Glebitts]

"if you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning"

[smurfchops]

If you are really old (like me) you will remember an actor called Leslie Phillips (a bit like Terry Thomas) who used to say 'Ding Dong' whenever he saw a fit young girl. He was in Carry-On type films, needless to say !

[Dan Glebitts]

judiewudie i think thats where i heard it. Cheers for clearing that up by the way.

Ding dong! ha...still makes me laugh

[rosieo]

alijangra- Paddy on Pheonix Nights says "That'll ding dang do for me". I love that show.x

[Rubyrose]

I think this particular person got it from the Carry On films..

Dangly.. I can see you starting to take all the happy memories out of it for me.. Lol. ;o)

[Dan Glebitts]

is it me constantly saying ding dong? shall i stop? i will.

I'll get my coat...