Toilet Question No5 Jokes

[nailit]

Any toilet gags?

[EDDIE51]

How do you know when you are in a top class curry house?
They cool the bog roll in a fridge !

[maggiebee]

What a load of ***

[EDDIE51]

Is this a record 5 out of the 6 latest posts are about toilet paper!

[Stephen_G]

It' a quiet night in the Pub, when a drunk staggers past the Landlord. After a few minutes of peace, the Landlord hears a bloodcurdling scream. It goes quiet for a while and then there's another scream. A few more minutes pass and then there's a third yell. The Landlord goes to investigate, but the Toilets are empty. He shouts "Are you alright mate?" and the Drunk replies "Yeah, but each time I flush the bog I get this pain in me 80ll0cks." The Landlord says "You muppet, you're in the Cleaning Cupboard and you're sat on the Mop Bucket!"

[sunny-dave]

Shouldn't this be "Toilet Question No2 Jokes"

I'll get me coat (which is clenched in me teef)