Caption Competition, November 04

[excelsior-1]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01209/Chinese_acrobats_1209333i.jpg

[grasscarp]

Simon Cowell: you on the left are very good. The other three are not. I suggest you ditch them.

[WELSHYORKIE]

Who said 'try the crème de menthe'?

[janbee]

To paraphrase Robert Burns... where ere ye be, let the wind gang free..

[douglas9401]

Daily Mail calls for ban on 'swastika' themed dance troupe

[mallyh]

auditions for the new tiller girls isn't going well .

[excelsior-1]

only five responses so far??

[Baldric]

Are your Toenails dry yet?
I think mine are!

[Psybbo]

Frogs legs, anyone?

[slinky.kate]

put your left leg in and your left leg out
in out,in out shake it all about
ooooh the hokey kokey

[weecalf]

Are you sure you lost it on the stage