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They Claim To Have Dealt With The Odour, But What About The Sound?
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Do you not think that government should come up with a plan to capture farts & direct them to the National Grid thereby helping to keep down the price of gas ? We could make use of the huge Gasometers which are dotted about the country which could be renamed Fartometers, in fact we could go further & give incentives to make farting more popular, I envisage a fart payout based on the volume of gas produced, this could be payed from the cradle to the grave & we could also give medals to the nation's biggest & best farters who of course would be selected by holding local & then national farting competitions.
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