Village Idiots

[Svejk]

Any good stories

[Brinjal]

My friend lives in the wilds of Botswana and one Sunday when they were going down to the river for a picnic they came across the local policeman driving along with a cow in the back of his car. Officer why do you have a ow in your car? "It's my day off" he replies. .??

[Svejk]

Lol. Cue exasperated sergeant "I told you to arrest the keffir,Keffir"

Apologies if that's non-pc where you are, Brinjal. How's things? Everything nice and calm?

[Booldawg]

I once said to someone at work 'Arent you hot in that jumper Kev?' He replied 'No, my mum got it me for Christmas'. Could be put down to bad hearing but Kev was also the one who asked me 'What time does this radio station finish?' Me: 'It doesn't Kev - its 24 hours a day' Kev: 'Yes, but what time does it finish? (this was back in the 80s when most radio stations weren't 24/7.

Also a conversation with Kev on cheques; 'You do realise that'll take a fortnight to clear?' Kev; 'A fortnight? That's nearly 2 weeks isn't it?'

[berniecuddles]

yes they are running the country

[Svejk]

I know a lot of Kevins, booldwag.;-)
Hello bernie, aint you gone yet?

[berniecuddles]

gone where? in the head yes

[Svejk]

I must say, I never had you marked down as a political animal, bernie. I had you down as more of a,,,,,,,well,,,,,,,,teddy-bear.(A filthy one.;). )

[berniecuddles]

oi! i had a shower today lol

[Svejk]

Holidays?

[berniecuddles]

ahhhhhhhhhh thurs m8

[Brinjal]

Yep all is calm and quiet Svejk

[wolf63]

Brinjal ~ 'how' does one get a cow in the back of a car?

[Tilly2]

I'm the village idiot today.

[Psybbo]

Bernie, have I told you that I love you?

[tonyav]

Mmmmmm.

[Psybbo]

And so does Tony, Bernie

[tonyav]

LOL.

[Brinjal]

You would be surprised what they can fit into a car wolf.

[Canary42]

George Osborne: "We're all in it together"

[weecalf]

Road works down the road They had traffic light up So village brain while walking came up to them .stopped and and turned around and went home for car .when asked why he said well they are traffic lights and and I was walking .ineeeded to get to the shop