That's Terrible!

[Spoonboy]

I know this should be in the cheesy jokes section, but, Abers one and all, do you find vampires to be a complete pain in the neck at times?

[cupid04]

Yep! Toothy gits!

[cupid04]

Fangs for the memory, lol!

[viv38]

You're right, that is terrible (lol).

[Spoonboy]

:)) viv

[gness]

Only the vein ones, Spoony....x

[EvianBaby]

It's ok, the jokes section is for jokes.

[excelsior-1]

i do know that they do not like eating steak

it gives them heart-burn

[jno]

yeah, EB, this one sucks.

[EvianBaby]

Ba dum!

[Tilly2]

I don't know any vampires but I do know some people who are a pain in the bum.

[Spoonboy]

Oooh Tilly :))

I agree excel: like me, they are allergic to garlic as well. But I am partial to a good steak!

[Spoonboy]

Talking of pains in the...

My laptop is so slow at the moment, so I am logging out for a while. But I leave you with this thought...

...like werewolves, most of the threads have been howlers! Lol :)) xxx

[cupid04]

Is it a full moon tonight?

[Spoonboy]

Half moon. So it could be drunk - as in, half cut.

[cupid04]

Check just in case to see if you got any hair growing on the back of your hands!

[Spoonboy]

Were did you come up with that one wolfie...

...I mean, Cupid :))

[Spoonboy]

Thank you everyone for you retorts. A PSA for viv. A GSA for everyone else.