Why Can't...

[carrust]

....women cut a slice off a loaf of bread straight...:-@

[bibblebub]

Why can't... a woman be more like a man?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Doz5w2W-jAY

[atalanta]

I don't eat bread.

[Jeza]

I love that film bibble.

An Englishman's way of speaking absolutely classifies him, the moment he talks he makes another Englishman despise him.

My Fair Lady. I find it hard to believe that the musical score for this film was written by two Americans.

Yes, I know it is G B Shaw's work originally.

[bibblebub]

one of my favourites Jeza, and they don't make 'em like that any more

[Jeza]

Agree whole heartedly bibble.

Oliver is another of my favourites.

[Spoonboy]

As a bloke, I prefer my bread pre-sliced: I can paint a straight line with a six inch paint brush, but I cannot cut a slice of bread evenly. Door wedges rule!!

[jamesnan]

ok - why can't men multi-task - women are usually doing something else at the same time, so a slice of bread is usually being cut whilst sorting out something else!

[masma]

Why can't a man...
...Cut a slice of bread without getting crumbs all over the floor? ;-)