J.t....

[Jemisa]

There's this bloke with a really huge 'John Thomas', and everytime he goes to pee, no matter how much he shakes and squeezes, the last few drops wont come out until he has zipped up, so he goes to a doctor about this seeking a solution to his soggy knees, the doctor tells him there is an operation where they take a membrane from the end of his nose and implant it on th tip of his John Thomas, so he will never have soggy knees again.
The bloke jumps all over it, on the way home after surgery he stops and gets a 12 pack at the offi to test it out, after 3 or 4, he feels the urge comin on to pee, off he goes into th Toilet, takes a healthy wee, and stands there shaking and squeezin as usual, nothin new, so he tucks it back in and zips up, just as he starts to feel that last drop starting to seep out he hear
something.......................
"SSSNNNNOOOORRRRTTT"

[maggiebee]

Jem!!!!!!

[aelmpvw]

wait til he catches a cold and it starts sneezing ...

[cupid04]

I liked the sound of the huge 'John Thomas', but if he can only pee out of it.......