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joggerjayne | 09:56 Tue 30th Jul 2013 | ChatterBank
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It's grey.

It's SO grey, it's like the windows have been painted white.

It's pouring.

There's not a single person on the beach.

When I went for my run, there were a few weirdo freaks on the pier.

It's so windy, the few people on the prom look like they're struggling to walk.

The summer is back.
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True jno. As my dear old grandma said, god rest her soul, there are plenty more fish in the sea Octavius, and if you haven't got a trawler you need a good tug.
10:52 Tue 30th Jul 2013
here's a little tug
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT_zXaahZYo
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Look JJ - if Octo doesn't get 'best answer' I shall be down to have words :)
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Okay, okay ... hang on ...
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It's getting worse.

It was really nice yesterday.

Oh no, I've just thought ... in the park, they are setting up all the marquees for Gay Pride this weekend. They'll be getting soaked and muddy.

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Oh God - all that lycra when there's already so much static electricity in the air - "an accident waiting to happen" ....
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Argus Headline ...

"Everyone in park electrocuted simultaneously"

Daily Mail Headline

"God zaps 3000 gay. We told you so!"

lol
Grauniad : "Lihtning strokes Guy Proud"
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The Guardian will just never shake off that old reputation, lol
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We have tickets for Gaydar Girls on Saturday.

If that gets zapped, it will take out 800 lezzies, plus me and my pals (two of who "are" and two of us who "aren't"). The Daily Mail would have a field day! Just have to hope there's not too much static around, lol

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