My Antique

marval | 19:38 Tue 23rd Jul 2013 | Jokes

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My antique Georgian mahogany writing desk has wormholes.
I opened a drawer and ended up in the Nebula Galaxy.

Easiest job in the world - Muslim psychic
"I'm getting an 'M', Does the name 'Mohammed' mean anything to anyone in the room?"

Just looked at the tea leaves in my cup, and it's not good news.
Mainly because I was drinking coffee.

I used to be in a band called 'Missing Cat'.
You probably saw our posters.

I have just finished reading the fifth book in the "learning to count" trilogy.

I tried reading the sun the other day, cost me a fortune in laser eye surgery afterwards

I went into a DIY shop.
I said: "I'd like a mousetrap. Please be quick, I have a train to catch."
"I'm sorry, sir, we don't have any that big," he replied.

When I was younger my Grandma used to rub lard into my Grandpa's back when he was ill.
He went down hill fast after that.

I vividly recall my Grandfather and I digging a hole in the back garden and filling it with water.
Ah, yes. I remember that well.

I've been trying to research my family history, then I found a web site that does it all for you. It's simple just enter a few personal details and
Bob's your uncle.