Donate SIGN UP

Out Of The Mouths Of Babes

Avatar Image
Connemmara | 18:45 Sat 29th Jun 2013 | ChatterBank
18 Answers
3 little boys (aged between 3-5) are playing and screaming in neighbour's backyard. However, I am out at front weeding a bit between cement slabs and the 3 year old came over to me - your dog bite me - me answering - where did he bite you - I don't know - me - well do you want me to bite him back - he says no, put him in the bin.
Gravatar

Answers

1 to 18 of 18rss feed

Best Answer

No best answer has yet been selected by Connemmara. Once a best answer has been selected, it will be shown here.

For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.
did your dog bite him?
Question Author
no of course not - do you think I'd be out the front weeding - this little boy is terrified of dogs - his mum was telling me last week.
Sorry Connemmara...I've binned your posting.:-)

Al.

Twilight zone alert....:-/
I thought cats were only allowed in bins?
Sorry that was way below the collar there..
Next time I'll paws before I type
What a horrible little boy! Bin him next time
He's only 3!!!

must be barking mad
I know, I know but why does he say such things? Even at 3 mine were brought up to respect others & animals. He must be getting this sort of behaviour from somewhere. Maybe the parents do not like dogs?

My Mum put me off dogs,
whenever I wanted to stroke one she would say it might bite me, which is a horrible thing to say to a small child.
As I grew up fortunately I discovered she was wrong, I love dogs now.
Errrrr 3 year olds have an imagination.
Question Author
Ahh no - as Ummm said - he is only 3 for Gawd's sake - ironically they had a dog for about 5 years and their dog had bitten/nipped 7 different people (including my neighbour's mother - she had to attend hospital for 6 months re her injury) the owner did nothing about it but when it bit her grand-daughter in the face - she eventually got rid of it - perhaps the little boy has memories of that. Am awaiting astonishing replies. :( Conne - this street /cul-de-sac sorta dont hold grudges. But for me personally if it had have been my mother it would have gone further. But my wee Harvey hasn't bitten one person in 9 years - but does have a fearful bark which puts people off.

As to being binned - since he has cancer he could be binned any time - hope not by a long chalk. Just an update guys. Conne
Ah, its becoming a bit clearer now, he obviously has had 1st hand experience of biting, I thought he must have got the idea from somewhere, as kids of 3 don't normally think of that sort of thing I know my 3 year old G Daughter would not have.
As for binning him - it was just said tongue in cheek, no harm meant.
I dont understand Conne, what was your dog doing in your neiours backyard in the first place?
And who has cancer....the little boy or the dog?
^^ neighbours ^^
Question Author
Well to Sparkles my dog has cancer of the thyroid and cos of his fearful bark - I put him on a stretch lead on the front of my house of a nice morning - looking down at the cul-de-sac - - no kiddies - all at school - and he chills out. But still because of his bark the kiddies are afraid of him. So of course I bring him in. He is believe me the harmless critter you could have - he is afraid of his own shadow. When I bring the venetian blinds down - he runs like hell - when I swat a fly - he runs like hell. One needs to own an animal to understand. Now that he has cancer I am allowing him to die with dignity. It could be weeks, months, years. Who knows!
Question Author
PS - Sorry Sparkles - but I am crying a little bit now - but Mr Harv (Harvey) (he seems to be good on the painkillers) cos I don't know when the end is in sight. He has been to vets of course (they told me "how long is a piece of string). Vets/Doctors - one day at a time Sweet Jesus.

1 to 18 of 18rss feed

Do you know the answer?

Out Of The Mouths Of Babes

Answer Question >>